Beef Frank

When your buddy Frank accidentally gets his dick caught in a meat grinder.

Oh no! Beef Frank!

by hitlersashes December 06, 2019

Squeegee Board

The act of ejaculating onto a Oujia board to impregnate your dead wife

Me and Kim wanted another child but she died so I gave her a squeegee board.

by hitlersashes December 06, 2019

Pink Slip

The act of inserting a piece of paper into your girlfriends vagina while she’s on her period and proceeding to write the United States Constitution on it.

Hey babe, be careful or I may surprise you with a pink slip;)

by hitlersashes December 06, 2019

Niagra Falls

When you waterboard a bitch with your jizz

I gave her a Niagra Falls until she drowned

by hitlersashes December 05, 2019