Niagra Falls

When you waterboard a bitch with your jizz

I gave her a Niagra Falls until she drowned

by hitlersashes December 05, 2019

Arabian Apple Cruncher

When you put your dick in an apple and then put the apple-dick combo inside a camel. You then punch the camel on it’s sides so it’s asshole tightens and crunches the apple.

Wanna go to the zoo for an Arabian Apple Cruncher?

by hitlersashes December 09, 2019

Beef Frank

When your buddy Frank accidentally gets his dick caught in a meat grinder.

Oh no! Beef Frank!

by hitlersashes December 06, 2019

I pissed myself

Please send help

I’m not joking I pissed myself

by hitlersashes December 09, 2019