hissingcobra's definitions

sitting and working

This is so boring that you will slump over your computer and by some magical coincidence type this then roll over and hit enter. When you wake up you're like what the hell happened??? Otherwise you like sitting and working for some reason or you are being forced to do it.

1234567890: Hey you're sitting and working aren't you???
0987654321: Yep i am.

*1234567890 goes away*
0987654321: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
5 minutes later
0987654321: ^yawn^
whats this some definition of sitting and working. how did this appear

0987654321 goes home feeling weird

by hissingcobra May 1, 2022

i

A vowel that Apple always uses.

123: hey you heard of iphone 14?
456: No i dont want to. Apple always uses i in front of everything!!!!!!!!!!

by hissingcobra May 1, 2022

video games

Lots of people play these. Ask any random person and at least one out of ten will say: "yes, i do play video games." In fact, about 40% of the world's population do. There are billions of these to play. As you will see below, these are ONLY for leisure and NOT for regular use...

QWERTY: its the weekend. im gonna play some video games.
QWERTYUIOP:ok. DO NOT SPEND 300 HOURS ON IT!!!!!
QWERTY: bleeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh viiideooo gammmessss!!!!!!!!!
QWERTYUIOP: uh oh.. gone hyper. AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by hissingcobra May 7, 2022