himself o'leary's definitions

pathetic

a word used by illiterate losers who really mean to say "pitiful" but are trying to impress normal people with their soap opera-inspired vocabulary.

that rompf sure is a pathetic organism.

by himself o'leary September 10, 2004

himself

an irish reference to the male head of the household. a notch below himself is "that other fellow." even lower is "that thing over there."

so where the hell is himself tonight?

by himself o'leary September 9, 2004

on the fiddle

an irish phrase denoting the act of underhandedly accepting a bribe for services rendered.

that rompf must be on the fiddle; how else could he afford unused condoms?

by himself o'leary November 19, 2004