Honestly, these definitions are really supid, ans here's exactly why:
Literally NOONE tyyyyPPeEs LLlIiiiiKke thhhissSSS
No one who is human watches Hannah Montana (ITS 2018 BIOTCHES)
Mosr preteens dread being a teen
We don't 'smear glitter on our faces' why????
Again, no one likes Justin Bieber or 1 Direction or
The Jonas Brothers.
And the stuff about 'not being talented' well my 11 year old bff can do back flips & aerials. Like you can do that.
The only reason I'm acting bratty rn in because im offended.
Retards!? No, no, no :x
And finally, from the examples youve given, you're 100% preteen. Surprise!
Its 2018, learn to GROW UP