|=========D

A shovel.

|=========D is a shovel, not a penis.

by hh_hh_h_hh_hh June 23, 2018

I deleted your internet

Words moms say after deleting the Internet Explorer shortcut on the desktop.

Mom: Clean your room!
Me: Maybe later.
Mom: Clean it or...
Me: I don't care
Mom: *walks up to the computer and deletes the IE shortcut* I deleted your internet, if you clean your room I'll call tech support to turn it back.

by hh_hh_h_hh_hh June 15, 2018

6th grader

1) 99% of them fit the standard definition. 1% don't. Stop stereotyping them to the 99%.
2) No, they don't need parental controls. They're not 6 year olds.

1) 7th grader: "hahaha look at these 6th graders the so dumb"
1% of 6th graders: "No we aren't, the other 99% are"

2) Google: "We detected that you're under 13. Please, enable parental controls."
6th grader: "I'M NOT A 6 YEAR OLD"

by hh_hh_h_hh_hh February 16, 2019

Xiaomi

It's 2018 here, why aren't you still making the definition for Xiaomi?

Xiaomi (UD requires an example with the defined word in it)

by hh_hh_h_hh_hh July 05, 2018

Mod

Gay

person: mod gay
AutoModerator: It is known

by hh_hh_h_hh_hh March 03, 2019

Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary where 99.(9)% of all definitions are about sex.

Then: "Polar bear": "The polar bear (Ursus maritimus) is a hypercarnivorous bear whose native range lies largely within the Arctic Circle, encompassing the Arctic Ocean, its surrounding seas and surrounding land masses. It is a large bear, approximately the same size as the omnivorous Kodiak bear (Ursus arctos middendorffi)."
Now: "polar bear": "wen someon wite fuxx pussy of oter wite!!1!1!1!1!1111111 cuz poler bear is wite"

Urban Dictionary

by hh_hh_h_hh_hh June 15, 2018

memrise

buy our pro or you won't have access to the essential features

memrise is gay

by hh_hh_h_hh_hh April 25, 2019