hexis's definitions

Ure

1) Any crack in a couch that swallows things.

and, by extension,

2) A crotch, usually dirty.

Origin: Onomatopoeic.

1) Where's the remote control? Umm... check in the ure.

2) I would ask her out, but I hear she's got a filthy ure.

by Hexis August 20, 2008

crack a crunch

Take a shit.

Man, I gotta crack a crunch.

Don't go in there, I just cracked a crunch.

by Hexis August 20, 2008

grating the cheese

In video game hockey, rapidly poke checking the goalie while he has the puck covered but can still move it.

Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.

Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.

I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.

by Hexis August 21, 2008

Mucklered

Fucked up despite an ostensible advantage.

Origin: John Muckler, who assembled an amazing team "on paper" as GM in Ottawa, but couldn't get it done and was eventually fired.

I called all-in preflop with A-K, but he flopped two pair and I was mucklered.

by Hexis August 21, 2008

Side-Jag

A smaller group at a party, who, though not joining the main group, are nonetheless jagging pretty hard. See Jag

We didn't really know anyone at Mike's kegger so we just side-jagged all night.

Whoa, you guys have a pretty nice little side-jag going on over here.

by Hexis August 20, 2008

donkey bombs

Farts.

Look out I've been dropping some bad donkey bombs.

by Hexis August 21, 2008

jusful

Succulent, exquisite, done with particular flair or relish.

Having a bit of spin or english on a ball.

The s is silent.

Van Nistelroy's pass was ever so jusful.

He was flush in the pocket but the ball was a bit to jusful and it spun right through.

by Hexis August 21, 2008