Santa Claws

Ferociously sharp fingernails used for ripping open presents.
Jane: Why even bother wrapping those so nicely? The kids are just going to tear them open with their Santa Claws.
by Hexis December 24, 2009
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canopic

1)A marijuana roach.

2)A roach made from other marijuana roaches.
Are there any canopics laying about?

We're out of weed, I'm going canopic.
by Hexis July 25, 2008
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baster

Even though it was an unconvincing group stage win, the streets were filled with celebrating basters.

Khazil is a nice guy, for a baster.
by Hexis July 25, 2008
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Jag

To party really hard, especially with alcohol.

I jagged my face off.

He out jagged his own body and now he's paying for it.

I'm so jaggin' right now.
by Hexis July 25, 2008
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Text Chasm

Noun

An unnanounced hiatus in a text conversation, which can last any amount of time. It usually occurs when one of the conversing parties leaves their computer, or turns off their phone, and the remaining party is left hanging. Often the remaining chatter will fill the text chasm with assinine remarks, mistaking the chasm for speechlessness. When the missing chatter returns, sometimes the next day, the text chasm is collapsed.
Chatter 1: 'Yeah they totally rocked the house last night"
Chatter 2: "For sure, what an amazing set."
Chatter 1 now leaves, creating a text chasm.

Chatter 2: "That keyboardist was smokin hot."
Chatter 2: "Did you see the guitarist fall over? What a loser."
Chatter 2: "I fucked your sister last night."

Chatter 1 returns much later, reads the last comment and is upset.
by Hexis February 05, 2009
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donkey bombs

Look out I've been dropping some bad donkey bombs.

by Hexis July 25, 2008
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the how's she going

A slight 'opening up' of the hockey stick while on the forehand, so as to sell the goalie on a forehand shot, in order to go backhand.
He coasted in on a breakaway, gave him the how's she going, slid the puck to the backhand and put it top shelf.
by Hexis July 25, 2008
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