hexis's definitions

Ure

1) Any crack in a couch that swallows things.

and, by extension,

2) A crotch, usually dirty.

Origin: Onomatopoeic.

1) Where's the remote control? Umm... check in the ure.

2) I would ask her out, but I hear she's got a filthy ure.

by Hexis August 20, 2008

Peripatextic

adj. Able to walk and text message at the same time, avoiding obstacles without ever having to look away from one's fingers.

While seemingly engrossed with the thumbing out of texts, the truly peripatextic individual moves effortlessly along the busy city sidewalk.

by Hexis October 16, 2009

jus

Spin, or english on a ball, especially when it is the perfect amount for the task at hand.

Pronounced as in au jus, with a silent s.

I think if you hit it with a touch of jus the ball will hold out against the early break and trickle on down to the hole.

Oh! That just missed! I think with just a little more jus that ball would have curled into the net!

by Hexis August 21, 2008

Jag

To party really hard, especially with alcohol.

I jagged my face off.

He out jagged his own body and now he's paying for it.

I'm so jaggin' right now.

by Hexis August 20, 2008

O-twat

1)An 'outie' vagina.
2) The city of Ottawa.

1)Did you see that Chyna video? Man she's got an o-twat.

2) I don't care if it is the capital city, I can't stand O-twat.

by Hexis August 21, 2008

Mucklered

Fucked up despite an ostensible advantage.

Origin: John Muckler, who assembled an amazing team "on paper" as GM in Ottawa, but couldn't get it done and was eventually fired.

I called all-in preflop with A-K, but he flopped two pair and I was mucklered.

by Hexis August 21, 2008

donkey bombs

Farts.

Look out I've been dropping some bad donkey bombs.

by Hexis August 21, 2008