Definitions by hexis

grating the cheese 

In video game hockey, rapidly poke checking the goalie while he has the puck covered but can still move it.

Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.

Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.

I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.

grating the cheese by Hexis August 21, 2008

jusful 

Succulent, exquisite, done with particular flair or relish.

Having a bit of spin or english on a ball.

The s is silent.

Van Nistelroy's pass was ever so jusful.

He was flush in the pocket but the ball was a bit to jusful and it spun right through.

jusful by Hexis August 21, 2008

O-twat 

1)An 'outie' vagina.
2) The city of Ottawa.

1)Did you see that Chyna video? Man she's got an o-twat.

2) I don't care if it is the capital city, I can't stand O-twat.

O-twat by Hexis August 21, 2008

jus 

Spin, or english on a ball, especially when it is the perfect amount for the task at hand.

Pronounced as in au jus, with a silent s.

I think if you hit it with a touch of jus the ball will hold out against the early break and trickle on down to the hole.

Oh! That just missed! I think with just a little more jus that ball would have curled into the net!

jus by Hexis August 21, 2008

Mucklered

Fucked up despite an ostensible advantage.

Origin: John Muckler, who assembled an amazing team "on paper" as GM in Ottawa, but couldn't get it done and was eventually fired.

I called all-in preflop with A-K, but he flopped two pair and I was mucklered.

Mucklered by Hexis August 21, 2008

It loves it 

Variation of loves it, where the additional
<it> stands for surrounding conditions or fate in general. Mainly used in golf where the additional <it> refers to the golf course as an entity.

That shot's started out down the left but it loves it, the wind's blowing the ball right back towards the target.

That doesn't look like a good shot, but wait, it loves it! It bounced out of the rough and onto the green!

It loves it by Hexis August 21, 2008

Ure 

1) Any crack in a couch that swallows things.

and, by extension,

2) A crotch, usually dirty.

Origin: Onomatopoeic.

1) Where's the remote control? Umm... check in the ure.

2) I would ask her out, but I hear she's got a filthy ure.

Ure by Hexis August 20, 2008