hernandy's definitions

Pre-taco

The taco you eat before your plate of tacos.

Wait, you ate already?
Nah bro, that’s just my pre-taco.

by Hernandy November 15, 2021

Analrut

If you shit when you reach climax, whilst receiving anal, you have achieved an analrut.

P1 - "Oh fuck I'm coming"
P2 - "Ah you got shit all on my dick"
P1 - "Fuck dude sorry I just hit analrut, I haven't shit in 3 days"

by hernandy April 17, 2019

Kenneth Cole motherfker

A guy in his early 20s who is in an entry level white collar position. He earned his first paycheck and is hoping for a promotion. He shows up on Monday, with a new wardrobe from a discount store, thinking he’s the shit.

Check out Harold, he showin’ up like he some Kenneth Cole Motherfker! Musta got a promotion. I guess auto insurance doin’ right.

by Hernandy December 5, 2020

Sugar Ray motherfker

A “cool uncle” with a patch of bleached hair. He’s an an occasional base playera d swears too mouth in front of kids.

Oh, Jesse. Yeah. He’s a Sugar Ray Motherfker. He’s stuck in 2001, just bleached his hair... again. He needs to settle down.

by Hernandy December 5, 2020