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Cum roullette 

Take as many friends as you want and grab a box of tissues, take 3 tissues each. After taking the tissues go into a different room and blow your nose into two of the tissues, ejaculate into the last tissue.

Screw up the tissues and come back into the room, players take it in turn to eat a tissue, the loser is the one that eats the most cum filled tissues

The winner (if there is one) is the one that eats the most snot but least cum
A: yo bro wanna play cum roullette

B: nah m8 i remember last time, no one wins in that situation
Cum roullette by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017

Guitar fag 

A person who whips out an acoustic guitar at parties despite only knowing 3 chords, favourites of the guitar fag includes; wonderwall by oasis, seven nation army by the white stripes and whatever he can think of. The guitar fags one goal in life is to get as much pussy as possible. His entire gimmick is built around him playing guitar.

He loves to take requests but enjoys butchering the lady's favourite song infront of her face even more.

to become a guitar fag you must... Wear a flannel shirt, have long hair or use so much gel it looks like uve fallen into a vat of lube. Other requirements include wearing a cross around your neck even though your not religious, and chinos that have never been washed.

No matter what, refer to the length of time playing the guitar as a 'carreer' and that its now got to the point where its your life
A: wow look at (insert name) knocking out Wonderwall

B: i know what a guitar fag
Guitar fag by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017

Blink 182 

Edgy music for edgy teens
A: yo check out this blink 182 album

B:no
Blink 182 by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017
A word made famous by Youtuber Tyler Oakley and is currently banned in 48 countries and counting. This horrific substitute to the word yes should be put to death and left as it induces massive cringe feelings and anger
A: Yas
B: fuck off

A:why?
B: just fuck off
Yas by hentai is weeb shit September 5, 2016

scum play 

A act towards another person which normally involves dirty moves and un-gentlemanly acts to make one seem more manly and a better person although surrounders understand they are complete twats and deserve loss of friends and respect
A: did you see that fight?
B: Yeah he was out of order using that much scum play

A: I know how could he kick him in the balls, throw sand in his eyes and then proceed to teabag his opponent
scum play by hentai is weeb shit September 5, 2016