hecking cool person 's definitions

Swamp ass

Swamp ass is when you are sitting for so long that you feel a puddle of sweat forming around your ass. this often occurs during road trips and sitting in those god awful plastic chairs at school.

oh god this chair is giving me major swamp ass.

by hecking cool person June 17, 2019

two shots of vodka

this is an expression to cover up for the fact that you're an alcoholic and drink way too much so when people ask you how much you've had you just say two shots of vodka when you've really had the whole bottle.

Ive only had two shots of vodka.

by hecking cool person June 17, 2019

fan

this is a word to describe those really clingy friends of yours that really aren't your friends, when using this word you could also be saying that they smell bad because we don't like people who smell bad and we don't like clingy people.

Colby has been sticking to my side lately, he is such a fan.

by hecking cool person June 17, 2019

hecking

you use this word when you feel like a good child and feel the need to replace a very bad word with this innocent word

I'm hecking hungry

by hecking cool person June 17, 2019

oreo

the name of my 4 pound dog that has no teeth and his tongue hangs out of the side of his mouth. He also loves to eat frozen poop.

oreo stop eating that poop!

by hecking cool person June 17, 2019

Large and in charge

this is what I use to describe my thighs. this is just a description of how large my thighs are. You could also use this to dec=scribe anything that is large.

My thighs are large and in charge.

by hecking cool person June 17, 2019

poopoopeepee head

the name that describes people who are either a whore, slut, or thot. This word is superior to all names that are offensive, you can get thrown in jail for calling someone by this name. you also call your close friends this because you secretly hate all of them.

Rachel is being such a poopoopeepee head.

by hecking cool person June 17, 2019