heather's definitions

father of my children

Term used to describe a man that one has had sex with and may have partaken in the making of children. Commonly used on more than one man, causing emotional torment for the children.

Woman: Ted is the father of my children
Talk Show Host: Ted is not the father
Woman: D'Andre is the father of my children
TSH: D'Andre is not the father
Woman: Erik is the father of my children
TSH: Erik is not the father

by Heather May 18, 2003

Iowanker

A person who lives in the state of Iowa and is also a wanker.

Man, Kerry is such a wanker.

by Heather May 13, 2005

Lost

The greatest show on ABC!

Did you watch Lost last Wednesday?

by Heather February 20, 2005

Useie Whore

Some who likes to be used by other people (someone who hookes up wit a lot of people)

Jen is such a f*cken Useie Whore!

by Heather September 21, 2004

flippin sweet

(adj.) Thomas Griffin

TJ is flippin sweet!!!

by heather March 9, 2005

F.H.I.T

1) a fit lad used if a lad is fitter than oof but not before choof

1) oh wow he is just F.H.I.T !!!

by HEATHER July 1, 2004

MMFWCL

Much mother fucking wicked clown love

MMFWCL to all the los and lettes

by Heather June 21, 2004