25 definitions by he.mi.sh

jeeneetard

r/JEENEETards is a community on Reddit, the members being preparers of JEE and NEET entrance exams in India. Lakhs of people give these exams. This commnity's name is a portmanteau of words 'JEE', 'NEET' and 'retards'.

He is also a fellow jeeneetard, so he must also know the internal jokes of r/JEENEETards

by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022

Hinthi

'Hinthi' is how South Indians stereotypically pronounce 'Hindi"

Did you see the new meme of people mocking that man saying 'I dont know hinthi'

by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022

bruh momint

alternative for 'bruh moment'

the comeback made by him was such a bruh momint

by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022

Sima Aunty from Mumbai

Sima Aunty is a matchmaker in Mumbai, India. She acted in Netflix's Indian Matchmaking show.

- She often expresses her opinions that some matches would not work.

- She states that 100 percent of anything can be found in your partner of what you expect. "Only 60-70%" is in her words, what you can get in your partner.

- She infamously uses the suffix "from Mumbai" everywhere she introduces herself. So, the audience satirically uses the "from Mumbai" suffix as such whenever they refer to her.

Friend: OMG! Nick Jonas and Priyanka are a perfect match.
Me: Ofcourse they are, but Sima Aunty from Mumbai would say they are not a good match because of age difference.
Friend: Imagine you get to meet Sima from Mumbai, how would you greet her?
Me: I would bend only 60-70% to touch the feet, not 100%.
Friend: and when she would say "I am Sima, from Mumbai", how would you react?
Me: I would say "I am Hemish, from Earth."

by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022