2 definitions by hazebro
A beer connoisseur who enjoys beer that has not been clarified. They are easily found in tap rooms and breweries sitting alone telling strangers about why hazy beer is great and using the term "biotransformation" in excess. Look for cargo shorts, a neckbeard and a cicerone pin.
by hazebro October 5, 2017
The person who shows up to the bottle share, beer bar or bottle shop and talks your ear off about how they are underwhelmed by the selection and won’t shut up about the great beers they’ve had. They’re so flummoxed by how everyone is having fun while they are disappointed that you feel sorry for them and want to pour one out for this fool.
Damn, Steve just stormed out because he said our beer selection is an endless iteration of suck. Oh well, that Pour Fool just missed out!
by hazebro October 6, 2017