haywood jablowme's definitions

Houdini

When you're doing a girl from behind, you pull out and go balls deep on her ass dry in one pump.

My girl always said no to anal so I pulled a "Houdini".

by Haywood Jablowme January 9, 2017

Papi Culo

One who is to be considered the Father of all Ass's (Ass Daddy)

Man, i am the Papiculo

by Haywood JaBlowme March 24, 2005

triple z

boobs the size of cars. Usually having the power to pound a steak into cement.

Those triple z's could knock out Mike Tyson.

by Haywood Jablowme April 7, 2004

cumjunkie

1.female who is addicted to the visualization, physical contact, and/or oral ingestion of male seminal fluids (note: never applies to males because dude that's fucking gross)
see also: slut

Steven's mom is a cumjunkie.

by Haywood Jablowme April 18, 2004

Hindian

A native person of India, practicing the Hindu religion. They come from the order hindius indius and are indiginous to the indian tectonic plate. they dominate the tech support industry and pretend they dont know english to confuse the fuck out of ther rest of us.

"No, you stupid Hindian, I want my fucking money back, not a Harry Potter pillow set!"

-Aaron Spalding

by Haywood Jablowme May 13, 2005