hawkdude56's definitions

maroon 5

terrible band recording terrible music with terrible music videos with greasy grandmas and the lead singer boning some wriggly chick.

man, maroon 5 sucks dude
yes, yes they do

by hawkdude56 February 2, 2005

50 Cent

Tight rapper, tight beats, tight group.

Hate it or love it the underdog's on top, and I'm gon shine homie until my heart stop - 50 cent, hate it or love it

by hawkdude56 October 10, 2005

Emeka Okafor

Rookie sensation out of UCONN. Won the Rookie of the Year award, and led rookies in pretty much every category. However, plays for a terrible team (Charlotte Bobcats), so it kind of sucks.

Okafor is the best rookie out there.

by hawkdude56 May 5, 2005

Atlanta Hawks

Worst team in the NBA.

Sweet! The Hornets play the Hawks next, so that's a win right there!

by hawkdude56 May 5, 2005

clay aiken

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay GAY GAY GAY

good god clay aiken is extremely gay

by hawkdude56 April 20, 2005

Calgary

The best city in Canada. Has the Flames, the new Stampeders, and the Calgary Stampede, the greatest outdoor show on earth. Madtroll, you are a dick and have probably never been to Calgary. It's a beautiful city full of life and culture. You are probably a redneck bumpkin living in Alabama. But that's besides the point. Calgary is a great city. Hot girls, good bars, good times.

Dude, let's go to Calgary. It's sweet.

by hawkdude56 April 22, 2005

The Office

A BBC2 office comedy that was a huge hit in the UK. The US version is also very funny, with Steve Carrell starring as the boss. A quiet kind of humour that will have you doubling over.

Steve Carrell: "This is Pam, our secretary. If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her two years ago! Ho boy!"

by hawkdude56 April 22, 2005