havocker's definitions

asteroidnomical

when something is so astronomically unlikely you're more likely to be hit by an asteroid than have it happen

Me scoring with Brooklyn Decker? Asteroidnomical

by havocker May 4, 2010

catanic

of or relating to the game settlers of catan

Is Agricola a Catanic game where you can trade sheep for wood?

by havocker May 8, 2010

intellect devourer

1) a monster from dungeons and dragons which looked like a brain on four legs
2) someone whose mere presence is like huffing a quart of paint thinner, god forbid you interact with them

1) we were winning the battle until the lich summoned an intellect devourer
2) i'm locked in a four hour meeting with the intellect devourer, i'm going to need a feynman chaser after this

by havocker October 6, 2010

exen

The plural of ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife. You have one ex but many exen

All my shoes came from shopping with the exen

by havocker May 14, 2010

synergeeksmatic

when two pieces of geekdom combine to form something so awesomely geeky its orgasmic. Examples: lego x star-wars, star-wars x transformers, joss whedon's dr horrible as a 8 bit nintendo game

I saw the lego planet express and it was synergeeksmatic!

by havocker June 6, 2010

In-n-Out

One of the bizarre new religions in California, masquerading as a burger chain. Their secrets and mysteries include the "Neapolitan Shake" and the "Animal Style Fries"

I need some In-n-Out right now!

by havocker February 20, 2009

protoblonde

A woman with blonde hair who fits the man's idea of feminine beauty so perfectly they need to clone 3-4 of her for every man on the planet. Examples: Rebecca Romijin, Kristen Bell, Alexis Bledel, Scarlett Johanssen

Look at that protoblonde! We need a million more like her.

by havocker May 24, 2010