rip a grumpy

to take a shit

a soon as i finished my coffee iran to the bathroom to rip a grumpy

by havalaf October 05, 2009

smurf butt

a blue stained ass as a result from a huge turd falling into a newly serviced port-o-john

dud.......e i gotta smurf butt from that port-o john from ripping a grumpy

by havalaf October 09, 2009

vinnie's

vinnie's

an eating establishment frequented by the down trodden of the local area. lunch usually follows with a mild to severe case of brown liquid escaping from your ass. lunch is always the same, followed by more of the same for dinner. crack, heroine and pot is also available for an extra cost.

hey! what are they servin at vinnie's today? oh yea never mind

by havalaf October 07, 2009

dog gobbling

deep throating corn dogs in preparation to a pride fest

I can't wait for the parade to start." "Say!!!" "Lets go to the food court and do some dog gobbling to get loosened up."

by havalaf October 07, 2009