dog gobbling

deep throating corn dogs in preparation to a pride fest

I can't wait for the parade to start." "Say!!!" "Lets go to the food court and do some dog gobbling to get loosened up."

by havalaf October 07, 2009

rip a grumpy

to take a shit

a soon as i finished my coffee iran to the bathroom to rip a grumpy

by havalaf October 05, 2009

gwyneth paltrow skin sonofabitch

in need of a tan

"You were supposed to meet me at the tanning salon you Gwyneth Paltrow skin sonofabitch."

by havalaf October 06, 2009

smurf butt

a blue stained ass as a result from a huge turd falling into a newly serviced port-o-john

dud.......e i gotta smurf butt from that port-o john from ripping a grumpy

by havalaf October 09, 2009