harry flashman's definitions

Redneck

A charming, unpretentious Southern gentleman of humble origin and possessed of old-fashioned values.

Leon, a Redneck from Chumuckla, told Bubba not to talk 'bout his mamma like that lest he have to rip off his neck and shit down the hole.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

Fists of Fury

1971 Bruce Lee epic motion picture about Kung-Fu and masturbation.

Bruce Lee, starring as Cheng Chao-an said to Hsiu Chen, "Beat it or I will kill you right now", thus was born Fists of Fury.

by harry flashman August 5, 2003

jockular

One who is fond of being athletic.

Bubba is a jockular fellow who pops steroids like M&M's and must not be angered at all costs.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

dianetics

A nervous twitch that Diane Feinstein gets when she spins the truth in political speeches.

Senator Feinstein got that dianetics again...she must be talking about gun control.

by harry flashman July 26, 2003

greenteeth

A manifestation of poor dental hygeine.

Though technically accurate, the diagnosis of Bubbas dating problem was greenteeth, but in fairness to Bubba it should have been diagnosed greentooth.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

chihuahua

A canine rat.

I offered to take Nadine's chihuahua, Senor Guapo, rabbit hunting. Senor Guapo was destined for a tragic hunting accident.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

fastidious

To be a lover of breasts but very critical and not easy to please.

Bubba looked at Jolene's ample rack and wished they were D-cups, and maybe a little more pert, a push-up bra couldn't hurt...screw that lift and seperate shit...they'd look better mashed together....embarassed standing in Jolene's doorway he quickly made flickering eye contact and introduced himself to his blind date, "Hooters..I mean Hi...I'm Booba...uh, Bubba...I'm kinda Nipple...I mean nervous...kinda fastittyous...fastidious...." Jolene tittered...Bubba took it as a good sign.

by harry flashman August 4, 2003