harry flashman's definitions

Toadly-Wan-Kanobi

A high priest of toadliness, one who lives and practices the art of toadliness to a very high level, striving for toad nirvana. Can usually be spotted in public as the one alternately picking his nose and deeply scratching his ass with the same hand.

Yo! Toadly-Wan-Kanobi, try to keep your fingers out of the cheese dip.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

ass-scratcher

The nth level of "ho-hum". That which will bore you to tears.

Yeah, that book of poetry...Leaves of Grass, I think...you know...the one President Clinton gave Monica...I read it in a post grad humanities course....what an ass-scratcher.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

cattywumpus

Skewed or sideways to, out of alignment.

Bubba, you got that manifold gasket in there all cattywumpus.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

hoofuckinray

An interjection indicating tepid enthusiasm. (also: "yifucinhaw" or "Yafuckinhoo")

Hoofuckinray, yellow socks...just what I wanted for my birthday.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

yifuckinhaw

An interjection used to declare mild contentment.

Yifuckinhaw, sweetie..I know that new tattoo was a declaration of your undying love for me, but how many guys at work know my name is Brenda-Jane?

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

yafuckinhoo

An avowal of minimal excitement.

Yafuckinhoo, 537 on my SAT...let's go celebrate at Chucky Cheese.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

hilario

What Hillary won't give Bill. It drove Bill to seek the comfort of Monica.

If Bill had been getting hilario real regular he could have gotten a third term.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003