harry flashman's definitions

schnikes

East European beet pancakes.

Leon bought a SCHNIKES-R-US franchise and knew he'd make his first million by age 30.

by harry flashman October 23, 2003

jactitation

The restless twitching of a muscle.

Herman experienced a jactitation in his loins and while in the strictest medical sense of the word this should have been an involuntary response like a tic, it had been manually induced.

by harry flashman August 20, 2003

bucko

Slang term for a male acquaintance, used in a mock aggressive or openly hostile way.

Next time, Bucko, leave some toilet paper within arms reach when you've used up the roll.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

glick

A person who passes gas in the bathtub and has the dexterity and yearning to snort the rising bubbles with a straw.

Megnao Flimpis is reputed to be a glick...I'm not saying he is or he isn't....I just heard it from 6 people, read it on the stalls of 12 public restrooms and and found a cash register receipt for a jumbo box of straws from Sam's Club in his trash can.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

Babdis

The militant, hardcore, ultra-fundamentalist, Shia, right wing of the Baptist religion.

Jethro, you take my word for it...onced them Babdis get fired up wid the Holy Spirit, ain't no Cathlick, Jew or man of color safe in this county.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

what the fuck, over

Military jargon, occasionally written or spoken "WTFO"...while actually saying "What the fuck, over" what is implied is "Are you fucking shitting me?"

What the fuck, over...what PT Nazi came up with the idea of measuring percent body fat every month?

by harry flashman July 3, 2003

horrorscope

The name you call the min-cam they shove up your rectum to look for polyps if they forget to render you unconcious first. Also known as a keister-kam or the Silver Stallion.

I came up clean on my horrorscope exam last week...no cancer, but I did chew my tongue in half.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003