harry flashman's definitions

turtle

A physical phenomenon caused by extremely cold weather in which the penis retracts into to abdominal cavity

I remember standing quarterdeck watch in Newport with the wind howling up Narragansett Bay, ass deep in snow...it made me go turtle.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

megaheinous

Hugely hideous and repulsive.

Rob, you megaheinous shitweasel...long time no see.

by harry flashman July 9, 2003

greenside up

Foolproof instuctions for laying sod.

How many pallets yall put out today? Hate to be the one to tell you...but it's greenside up.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

massageandablowjob

n. A Naval term that completes and corrects the spelling of the word "massage", which is not a stand-alone word West of the International Dateline.

All this time at sea has made me tense, I'm going ashore to paint an orphanage, read a little at the Christian Science reading room, then head up to Subic City for a relaxing massageandablowjob.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

pesonality

An endearing trait all sailors and tourists have when visiting the Philippines or Mexico.

Seaman Apprentice Poindexter couldn't get a date back in his hometown of Akron, Ohio but in Manila the boy was a babe magnet because he had pesonality.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

bazooka breath

Bad oral hygiene that when expelled on to another will etch the enamel off their teeth too.

Oswaldo gave me a skin rash this morning at work from his bazooka breath.

by harry flashman July 8, 2003

naka yubi

Japanese phrase loosely translated as "middle finger", a crude attempt at verbalizing the American hand sign for "fuck you".

Bakka gaijin...naka yubi!

by harry flashman July 12, 2003