harry flashman's definitions
by harry flashman July 17, 2003
Get the stupendousmug. The phrase you teach your 4 year old grandson to say when he needs to tell his mother he must have a bowel movement. The grandson is given to understand that the phrase must be spoken loudly in public places.
by harry flashman July 13, 2003
Get the take a dumpmug. What was at first thought to be one of the dumbest attempts at terrorism perpetrated by a big goofy halfwit is now hailed as a stroke of genius in terms of real inconvenience to the American people who now, 85 year old grandmother, servicemen in uniform and Joe Sixpack must remove their shoes for inspection in order to board a plane.
Thanks to the advent of the shoebomb, airport screeners get to target fat guys with short arms and good looking women with lots of cleavage to bend over and remove their shoes.
by harry flashman August 4, 2003
Get the shoebombmug. A charming, unpretentious Southern gentleman of humble origin and possessed of old-fashioned values.
Leon, a Redneck from Chumuckla, told Bubba not to talk 'bout his mamma like that lest he have to rip off his neck and shit down the hole.
by harry flashman July 16, 2003
Get the Redneckmug. Bruce Lee, starring as Cheng Chao-an said to Hsiu Chen, "Beat it or I will kill you right now", thus was born Fists of Fury.
by harry flashman August 5, 2003
Get the Fists of Furymug. by Harry Flashman July 8, 2003
Get the shiznaymug. Though technically accurate, the diagnosis of Bubbas dating problem was greenteeth, but in fairness to Bubba it should have been diagnosed greentooth.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
Get the greenteethmug.