hank mcdizzleson's definitions

Magnet

A motherfucking miracle. Nobody knows how they work.

"Fucking Magnets- How do THEY work?"- Shaggy 2 Dope

by Hank McDizzleson September 11, 2010

pieclops

An avid pie eater

"Wow, that sea hag sure is a pieclops"

by Hank McDizzleson July 4, 2008

irregardless

An unnecessary mispronunciation of the word "regardless".

Guy 1: "Irregardless of what people think"...

Guy 2: (after punching Guy 1 in the face) "Say irregardless again! Say it!"

by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008

Mcdizzles

It's Mcdonald's!!!

"I sure am hungry; I think I'll go get some Mcdizzles"

by Hank Mcdizzleson July 4, 2008

truely

How a moronic fucktard spells truly.

Moronic fucktard: I truely love WNBA basketball.

Me: I truly hate your face.

by Hank Mcdizzleson October 8, 2011

fastness

Moron-speak for the word "speed".

"He drank that Steel Reserve with so much fastness, I punched him in the testicles for showing off"

by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008

My Dick

The reason most of those bitches are on Maury in the first place.

Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.

by Hank McDizzleson May 22, 2010