hank mcdizzleson's definitions

Mad tv

The show that will be playing on a non-stop loop for eternity when you get to Hell.

Satan: "Welcome to Hell! Sit your ass down and watch MAD TV for the rest of eternity! Muahahahahah!!!!!!"

by Hank McDizzleson January 18, 2009

truely

How a moronic fucktard spells truly.

Moronic fucktard: I truely love WNBA basketball.

Me: I truly hate your face.

by Hank Mcdizzleson October 8, 2011

fastness

Moron-speak for the word "speed".

"He drank that Steel Reserve with so much fastness, I punched him in the testicles for showing off"

by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008

boiler rooming

A game where you get a bunch of friends, dress up in expensive business suits, and head out to a shitty bar.
Once there, you act like you are extremely wealthy and important while everybody at the bar wonders who the fuck you all are and why you're at their shitty bar.

Chuck: "Hey, call the crew, we're gonna go Boiler Rooming tonight."

Dave: "Awwww yeahhhhhh..."

by Hank McDizzleson July 4, 2008

OMFJ

The Rasta version of OMFG.

"Oh my fucking Jah"

OMFJ, mon!

by Hank McDizzleson May 9, 2010

My Dick

The reason most of those bitches are on Maury in the first place.

Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.

by Hank McDizzleson May 22, 2010

pieclops

An avid pie eater

"Wow, that sea hag sure is a pieclops"

by Hank McDizzleson July 4, 2008