hank kaplan's definitions

cuntstipated

When a woman is pregnant and misses her period she is cuntstipated.

"I think I'm cuntstipated. I haven't had my period in three months."

by Hank Kaplan May 23, 2008

Chinatown Fight Club

An Exclusive, Elite, underground Fight Club in San Francisco. It is located next to shanghai bazaar. Only orientals may enter.

"Dude i got my tits twisted last night."
"Where? At Chinatown Fight Club."
"Fosho."

by hank kaplan May 25, 2008

Therman Murman

Noun: One with Blonde Jew Fro. Possible obesity.

A person resembling the likeness of Therman Murman in BAD SANTA. One might have blonde, jew-fro attributes and qualities in their hair.

"Dan looks like Therman Murman."
"Your right, dude! His hair's like a blonde Jew."
"Totally."

by Hank Kaplan May 25, 2008

blasturbation

Noun: An effect occurring after such extensive periods of masturbation. The effect will either be that of: lack of semen or "cum"; or no semen at all.

"Haha Dan can't cum."
"Dude, I just have blasturbation real bad!"
"Dan, no. You just can't cum."

by hank kaplan May 27, 2008

Shia LeDouche

Noun: Someone Resembling the douchy qualities of Shia LeBouf.

"Paco's such a Shia LeDouche sometimes."
"Fosho, dude. The other day he was following me around and making fun of five year-olds.
"What a Shia LeDouche!"

by Hank Kaplan May 25, 2008