photox

PhotoShop Botox, or 'digital dieting':
cameraholics, phonewhores and photo-phobes who resort to the use of any pixel-altering digital program ardently removing the extra 'relaxed muscle' they have, in order to come out thinner!

Photox is the art of digitized pix ('lightmares', 'phobographs'), of the ugly, the fat and the phobic ('pixel surgeons'/ 'fauxtographers').

Learn: you are not as fat as you think you are or will be. You are only what you are.

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

pinkies

Foreign aid-workers in Africa!
Like in many other developing parts of the world, African people are xenophobic at best and are biased against the white aid-workers who risk their lives in order to give help and much-needed aid to those revolving bastards!

Aid workers aren't even saved by irony: they are known as mere pinkies to Africans!

by hammer---;, hytham April 18, 2007

nowtro

The 'Now' retro! A movement of ever regurgitating the past and reintroducing it back in the present or, sometimes even the 'neoteric' near future!
Comes in many names that in the example below, I couldn't help but self-coin a new one all by myself!
The 'Millennium Effect', retro-future/ retro-futurism/ retro-futurism, neo-retro, retro-modern, retro-vintage, metro-retro, retrogressive, retrocon (retroactive continuity), contemporary classic, neotraditionalism, retro-futurology, technostalgia, newstalgia...

Nowtro: also called the 'newtro', or my own self-coinage: neotro.
Dig.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

localvores

Also called 'culinarians', food activists, ecogastronomists... and refers to culinazis who advocate traditional local food-harvesting/-making methods (ecogastronomy/ Slow Food/ cuisine de terroir...), in third world countries and other authentic 'food cultures'.
In a return to the early agricultural societies, these localvores offer to buy ethinc people's food stock and interfer with their simple agrarian lives, in what has been adeptly called culinary colonialism!

Localvores are a bunch of quacks: they turn a blind eye to the battle against the 'termination technology' of LMOs (living-modified organisms), GM food and the necrosceince of 'nutrigenomics' that the true activist fooderati warn one day might lead the Earth to 'mutation meltdown' from the ubiquitous 'gene smog' that's already choking our delicate, pristine environment.

by hammer---;, hytham May 17, 2007

e-water

Electronic water: contains crystals that boost energy fields with left-spinning electrons that enhance the brain's function.

e-water is purported as the latest fad in a long line of bullshit.

by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007

bules

Name that means 'stark white', or albino in Indonesian, thrown generously at foreigners.

Hatred has no ends when it comes to Indonesian people and their xenophobic bias against English expats (or, 'bules' in the local vernacular), who try to hoist a country out of the shitpile that's called Islamist fundamentalism in Indonesia!

by hammer---;, hytham April 18, 2007

zips

The years in which we're now (00-10) or the 00s.

A lot of neo-words were suggested to describe the decade we live in right now, but many of these weren't as good as the zips.
Here's a list:
-the earlies.
-the beginnings.
-the peacefuls.
-the tookies (from 2Ks: Years 2000).
-the ohs/ oh-ohs.
-the zeros.
-the aughts/ aughties.
-the naughts/ the naughties.
-the the 00psies/ 2000-psies (resounding the dot-bomb effect!). Also: the dooming 2000s.
-the oozies.

by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007