hEaThEr's definitions

Slippery Pete

When a guy is doing a girl from behind, he spits on the girls back so she thinks he's done. When she turns around the guy blows his load in her face.

What's that all over your face? Just a little slippery pete.

by heather November 25, 2003

mug

thing

Damn, you got nice mugs!
or What are you doing with that mug?

by Heather December 24, 2002

my chemical romance

popular "emo band", listened to by, stupid emo kids and posers. they only got popular because of those dumbasses at MTV, playing their crappy songs. kids see mcr on MTV, and think they're "SoO0Oo k3wL". and then they go around labeling themselves, 'punk' or 'goth'. those kids don't know what punk and goth really is. gerard way is a horrible singer. he can't sing for shit. those posers who listen to mcr probably listen to green day too.

poser:"hEy, i SaWz mCr oN MtV. sO ThEy MuSt B k3wL. N iF i L!St3n 2 M, i iZ SoOo0o pXnK/GaWtHx!!!!1111 YaYz!!11111 DaT mEaN i iZ k3wL 2!!!!!!!!!1111111111111"


Fucking posers...

by Heather June 16, 2005

flippin sweet

(adj.) Thomas Griffin

TJ is flippin sweet!!!

by heather March 9, 2005

central knetting

1. the 'in' crowd

1. Unfortunately, my possession of a pocket protector has made it impossible for me to be part of the central knetting.

by Heather October 26, 2003

jelly bracelets

At our school they mean:

yellow-hug
green-give head
red-lap dance
pink-make-out
black-sex
grey(silver)-hand job
purple-outdoor sex
clear-whatever breaker wants
glow in the dark-use sex toys
white-flash
orange-kiss

You all need to shut the HELL up because these braclets really have no meaning its just some perverted meaning that adults thought up and intend to blame us for it, I am just fine wearing my bracelets that fact that it pisses teachers off is just an added bonus!

by Heather March 23, 2004

heatha

one of the weirdest cool people in your life you will meet, hott and sexy and up for an awesome time. you neva know if shes white or black. she can weirdly attract any guy she wants or even doesnt want. extremley powerful.

"damn dude there goes heatha, dude shes fine"

by Heather December 29, 2004