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burnmaker

A device that takes input text and turns them into hate-filled burns.

http://toy.thespark.com/burn
Burn in HELL!

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by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004
mugGet the burnmakermug.

postnig

An interesting typo for posting. See sony haters are retards
postnig shit in my name
by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004
mugGet the postnigmug.

bottle

1)Transparent Container, usually for liquids that is narrow, circular-based, mostly handle-less and with an ever-narrowing top, where the opening is found.

2) To hit someone on the head with a glass bottle, smashing the bottle in the process.

3) Guts or determination

4) Female with no volouptous features, in comparison to 1)
1) Pass that bottle o' coke

2) I bottled him with some bud

3) You don't have the bottle for this

4) She looks like a bottle.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
mugGet the bottlemug.

pt cruiser

One VERY poor attempt by an american company to make a mark on the european MPV market by making a smaller, and quite useless car. Although it looks better than some MPV's (Fiat Multipla and Ford Galaxy in example) it just dosen't do the job and is beaten in EVERY OTHER ASPECT.


The typical owner of this crap has only ever owned one old car before, and decide to buy something newer for their twenties, without researching the market to find out just how awful the mechanics of this car are.
Renault Espace is waaaaaaaaay better. Hear that Chrysler? France makes better cars than you.
by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004
mugGet the pt cruisermug.

who ate all the pies?

British jest to be used as a way of saying "he is fat" or used to annoy the french.


"Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?"
Who ate all the pies?

Who ate all the pies?

YOU FAT BASTARD!


YOU FAT BASTARD!

YOU ate all the pies!
by Gumba Gumba March 6, 2004
mugGet the who ate all the pies?mug.

femme fatale

A seductive, intelligent, witty and classy female assassin who goes predominantly against male targets who are lured into following her because she acts like a cock tease, but quickly meet their deaths when they least suspect it.

The term has become slightly overused/extended to include any woman who shows even the slightest hint of being femme fatale, or wearing black leather, to describe herself.
That femme fatale I used to call my girllfriend. stuck a gun in my nuts and threatened to give me a .44 calibre vasectomy. So I bitch slapped her.
by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
mugGet the femme fatalemug.

act of God

(n.) unfortunate event which could not have been stopped by better maintanance. A legally accepted term in many countries
Telegraph pole falls down during a storm and crushes your house, car and kills your family? You can't sue the company that put it up, act of God act of God!
by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
mugGet the act of Godmug.

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