Driving me nuts

(v.) To be getting annoyed by a trivial or small matter.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his fly. The bartender asks why it is there, to which the pirate replies "Yar, I do not know myself, but it's been driving me nuts"

by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004

disease

Whiners, people who scrounge off the welfare state, other socialists and commies, gormless anarchists, woolly liberals, human rights campaigners, people who play the race card, militant atheists, educated aristocrat playboys, union workers, animal rights activists, arable farming religious nuts or anyone else who contributes nothing to the furtherment of the human species.

Not all the idiots are leftists, but most of them are, which explains why they're still poor.

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

spirit of ecstasy

The flying mascot of Rolls-Royce

The RR Corniche II is £40,000 more than the similar Continental R, you'd have to really desire the true spirit of ecstasy to warrant this money on top of an alreay expsensive motor.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

evol

(adj.) Almost evil, but humourous.

Evil is love spelled backwards, well, if you change it around a bit. EVOL!

by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004

quick buck

(n.) A lump sum of cash recieved instantly for selling out

Good Charlotte realised they suck, so they sold out and made a quick buck

by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004

British tabloid

Comic-style newspapers that appeal to the working classes and are easily recognisable by page 3. Shit news, columns written by C-list celebrities, everything new is controversial and other shit. Most popular are the sun, the daily star and the mirror.

mind control from Rupert Murdoch and other media-barons.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

gymnasium

A centre of fitness and strength. Where someone can go to increase their fitness level, burn calories and....


do I really have to tell you this?

If you don't know what a gym is, you're probably some sort of hobbit nerd who never goes.

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004