Definitions by gumba gumba

dear diary 

An alternate to note to self

Deary diary, butt licka is still gay

dear diary by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

puke and rebuke 

(n.) A mass excorcism where an obese pastor shouts out random biblic references while a bunch of local vagrants fake a demon inside them in front of the cameras, and throw up all over the church. Good television.

Puke and rebuke, unlike catholic excorcisms, is applied to anyone who wants to be seen to be excorcised on tv.

puke and rebuke by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

blood from a stone

An unlikely event requiring much effort.

Trying to get you to find a job is like trying to get blood from a stone.

blood from a stone by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

snot 

Something you can sell on ebay, so long as you claim you took it from John lennon's dying body in 1980.

A: I spent my paycheck on a jar of snot that someone took from John Lennon's dying body 24 years ago!



B: You idiot!

snot by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

irrelevant 

99.9% of the results you get from ask jeeves.

I asked jeeves about jaguar maintainance and it gave me seven pages of irrelevant websites about the importance of properly mucking out animals, reasons to buy a big cat, reasosn not to buy endangered, non-domestic or dangerous species, fanboy webpages on 1993 computers, and finally, at the seventh page; a link to jaguar.com, which only told me about formula 1 racing and buying new cars.

irrelevant by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

in the crosshairs 

(adj.) About to be removed from play. Killed.

Gumx0r: "n00b345 is in the crosshairs."
n00b345 has been killed

in the crosshairs by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

misery insurance 

Betting against your team winning a sporting event to create a win-win situation.

Your team wins: you are happy (WIN)

Other team wins: You win money (WIN)

misery insurance by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004