nude celebrity websites

(n.) websites with compendiums of famous women in bikinis (which are claimed to be nude), nipple slips, grainy footage from early 90's tv showing them faking orgasms for the camera, uncountable broken links, faked pictures and constant requests to sign up for three day trials using your credit card.

I'm through with nude celebrity websites; my credit card information is not worth a picture of Britney spears 2001 upskirt getting out of a limo or a picture of Trish stratus nipple appearing.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

unwritten book of the road

(n.) An imagined book about hitchiking. The first rule is to carry out the incentive to give head.

Here's a line, and on this side of it we ain't gay.

by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004

jack the ripper

Notorious prostitute-killer that reached his peak in 1888. Famed for being the origianal serial killer, his identity remains a mystery to this day, although many people have luanched many differing theories. The style of the killings was particularly gruesome and internal organs were removed as souveneirs. Today the term will describe any loud, ripping fart.

"I'm gonna tear you u like i'm jack the ripper"


"I just did jack the ripper"

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

1989

The year in which the Berlin Wall fell, and the eighties ended.

Aaaawww, th eighties ruled so much and now the is a reccession after an economic boom. Translation? Everyone gets poorer (or does not make as much money)

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

d'oh

Did you know that d'oh appears in written form in only two simpsons episodes?

That one where homer has a dream and there's a talking coyote


The one where homer has his mouf shut. k thanks.

by Gumba Gumba June 04, 2004

all your base

Poorly translated video from the entrance of ancient video game "zero wing". Often used for parodies of pwning something. Correct translation:-


CATS: You appear to be preoccupied, gentlemen (sarcasm)
CATS: Thanks to the cooperation of the UN forces, we've taken over all of your bases.
CATS: Your ship too shall soon be destroyed.
Captain: Impossible!
CATS: We thank you for your cooperation. (more sarcasm)
CATS: Enjoy the remaining moments of your lives?

Guy: Dude, you just spammed my inbox/ shot my dog/ fucked my sister/ egged my house


Gumba Gumba: all your spam/ pets/ hot sister/ house are belong to us!

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

get the hell outta dodge

Evacuate the current vicinity, for trouble shall surround us should we not.

The 5-O! Let's get the hell outta dodge!

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004