packing heat

To be in possession of concealed firearms. To be carrying

"He is packing some serious heat under that trenchcoat"

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

freeview

Ten minutes of free televised pornography shown just before the real stuff gets aired. The freeview is only watched once in a person's life out of curiosity. This will most likely occur before the age of 13. If a friend stays over who does not have cable, then they can watch it too.

My cable company fucked up and instead of giving us the freeview every day of the week, gave us entire free playboy on Tuesday and Thursday. I discovered this when Andrew came over and we watched it after he owned me on some playstation games (yes, I'm not afraid to admit I lose sometimes).

by Gumba Gumba April 08, 2004

shit a brick

Term used to describe a situation where someone became so overcome with a feeling that they not only lost control of their bowels, they did so on a magnificant scale and let a square unit drop down. See brick it.

He thought it was funny, so I put an AK in his face and he shit a brick.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

I don't want to hear the king's dead, I want to see the king dead

(Phrase) I won't be satisfied until I see it for myself.

See also doubting thomas, faggot

by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004

castlemaine

Castlemaine XXXX. Austrailian beer that has been in decline since the early nineties.

"Austrailians couldn't give an xxxx about anything else" apparantly.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

pinball wizard

Elton John with stupid shoes and pete townshend

A homosexual and a paedophile singing about pinballs.

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

yoko ono

Second wife of John Lennon. Often blamed for the break-up of the Beatles when infact she just happened to be there. This is called yoko syndrome

no example

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004