skive

v. (mainly Brit.) To go AWOL and present an obscure excuse upon return.
My best excuse for skiving is the bus driver wouldn't let me pay for the fare in two pence pieces.
by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004
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budweiser

Bland czech beer that really defines cat piss. An example of how americanization and advertising can over-come the fact it is approx. 0.0000000000000001% alcohol.
Damn that shit was sad. Get me some amber nectar!
by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004
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d'oh

Did you know that d'oh appears in written form in only two simpsons episodes?
That one where homer has a dream and there's a talking coyote


The one where homer has his mouf shut. k thanks.
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yardie

Eighties British slang for a gang consisting predominatly of Jamacians, or those of Jamacian descent. Usually yardies work in large groups and favour torture to anyone who says anything against them. Their downfall is their rash decisions, inability to handle the police democratically, and thier general disorganisation when compared to larger gangland groups. Yardies, though many, tend to share a distrust for anyone outside their own gang, and are often drawn into gunfights or knife battles. Charactorised by excessive jewellry, puffer-jackets, baseball caps and screeching accents.

Usually violent and easily lured into losing their monies through misadventure.
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tommy gun

Name given to a selection of automatic weapons that used cases of bullets; primitive magazines.
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bolshevik

The Marxist party that came into power in Russia via a revolution in 1917. Ruled russia until 1991 when the USSR was disbanded and formed the CIS nations. The Bolsheviks wore red as a symbol for extreme leftism, and hence, everything they did was called a red action
You bloshevik, you shared my cat among my children by cutting it up. Bastard...
by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004
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couch trip

(n.) Something that is going nowhere, it is sitting on the couch.
This relationship is a couch trip, let's see other people so we can give eachother STDs!


Your muscle car is a couch trip. Sell it for scrap and buy a bike.
by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004
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