gumba gumba's definitions

Micra

(n.) Nissan which was designed primarily for geriatrics, featuring large windows and doors, ugly as hell looks, stupid choice of colours and stock with 10 and a half horses

My dad and I rented a purple Micra in Spain last summer. Tohgether we weigh over 550lbs, plus the luggage. We pulled off into the motorway, where it took us about 80 seconds to reach 67mph, at which the car topped out.


It took us over an hour and a half to complete a 50 minute journey.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

hell in a handbasket

See up shit creek without a paddle

Gametalk.com has gone to hell in a handbasket, and I am largely responsible for that.

by Gumba Gumba December 22, 2006

wealth disease

(n.) Any disease that occurs predominantly, almost exclusively in wealthy places such as the MEDCs

Cancer, Heart disease, obesity

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

hand of god

The Hand of God Goal was performed during a FIFA world cup game, where argentinian striker Diego Maradona illegally used his hand to push the ball over the goal keeper and was awarded the goal, costing England the world cup that year.

Diego is a bastard

by Gumba Gumba March 18, 2004

smoke

Any activity in which smoke comes from the "smoker" or which resembles smoking a cigarette.

To smoke 'em all - to use a firearm to kill


To smoke salmon - salmon is smoked for extra flavour/longevity

To smoke a cigarette- To inhale 'baccy and exhale it for relaxing effect.

To smoke a cock - see head

to smoke a car- to leave a car in the smoke of your car.

by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004

all your base

Poorly translated video from the entrance of ancient video game "zero wing". Often used for parodies of pwning something. Correct translation:-


CATS: You appear to be preoccupied, gentlemen (sarcasm)
CATS: Thanks to the cooperation of the UN forces, we've taken over all of your bases.
CATS: Your ship too shall soon be destroyed.
Captain: Impossible!
CATS: We thank you for your cooperation. (more sarcasm)
CATS: Enjoy the remaining moments of your lives?

Guy: Dude, you just spammed my inbox/ shot my dog/ fucked my sister/ egged my house


Gumba Gumba: all your spam/ pets/ hot sister/ house are belong to us!

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

ratard

A word I made up that now means someone who resembles a rat (big teeth etc.) and who is stupid.

Andrew Bray, you're a ratard... MASTER SPLINTER!!!!!

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004