gumba gumba's definitions

sahkitumi

Threnody's gay little aim sn.


To improve how gay this sounds when said slowly, I made "suhkitonmi" yea, it sounds even gayer, just liek thren. hehe.

Sahkitumi (15:11:26): I'm sober this morning...wazzup Gumbeezy in the Heezy?

GumbaORGASMATRON (15:12:23): Look, I've told you, I'm not gay, ALRIGHT? Stop asking to suck my dick.

Sahkitumi (15:13:02): LOL

Sahkitumi (15:13:16): I know you're not gay, Gumbeezy.

GumbaORGASMATRON (15:13:30): I'm refering to this - Sahkitumi (15:13:02): Can i suck your cock?

Sahkitumi (15:14:44): LOL

Sahkitumi (15:15:04): Dude, somebody obviously is an impersonation sensation...

GumbaORGASMATRON (15:16:08): Thanks, i like to keep it short, especially in the summer

Sahkitumi (15:16:37): So what's up with you today? How you livin'?

GumbaORGASMATRON (15:16:54): No, I don't like Vanilla Ice either...

GumbaORGASMATRON (15:18:06): what did you call me?*

Sahkitumi (15:18:07): lol...she's kinda quirky...

Sahkitumi (15:18:45): Should they be bannerized?

GumbaORGASMATRON (15:19:12): I like to do it like a lazy bum.

GumbaORGASMATRON (15:19:30): But it's possible to do it while dancing

Sahkitumi (15:20:58): While standing up? And...moving>?

GumbaORGASMATRON (15:21:18): A master pieve of Hitchcock!

Sahkitumi (15:22:59): So it would seem...

GumbaORGASMATRON (15:23:14): possessed peeves airlines

GumbaORGASMATRON (15:41:40): Do you like charmin?**

Sahkitumi (15:41:58): LOL


*Contains link to http://www.gametalk.com/talk/cube/egg_mania_eggstreme_madness/page01.htm , which had been flooded with posts.


**Contains link to http://www.think-evolution.com/uploads/Bearcartoon.jpg

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

merde

Direct translation to shit (From French). Best chained with other French for the full intelligent sounding insult.

Merde alors! Baise were you thinking!!!???

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

pumping iron

1) Lifting freeweights, origianally all made of cast iron. Some are now plastic.

2) Arnold movie about the first definition.

"Can't go out tonight, I'll be pumping iron at home."


"Have you ever seen pumping iron?"

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

phone sex

With A's ear pressed firmly against the headset, and B's penis pounding their headset, person B's penis will majiklee enter the head of person A, giving them, quite literally, a mindfucking experience.

T O T A L H E A D F U C K is teh fonezseckz

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

dumpster diving

1) breaking and entering with intent to steal for people who cannot do it

2) where your stolen goods came from should a cop ask

Nice Computer/ ferrari/ nasa space rocket, where'd ya get it? Someone stole one last week from the computer store/ferrari showroom/ rocket luanch.


dumpster diving!

by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004

ANC

African national Congress, a terrorist organisation working in coalition with Fidel Castro, and headed by nelson mandela. The aim was to end apartheid and institutionalised racism in south africa and neighbours. Unliek most terrorist organisations, they intended to kill as FEW people as possible and instead destroy government offices whilst unoccupied. Also, when thier goals were achieved they threw thier weapons into the sea and lived in peace.

The ANC were probably the only terrorist organisation of recent years that could claim to be Freedom fighters

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl

(Simile) Bleeding excessively.

This guy is like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl, get the fuckin doc!

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004