Definitions by gumba gumba

tea party

A party of people sipping tea.

When he's done, you say "oh what a lovely tea party".

tea party by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

fire alarm

A nice way to annoy people in public buildings.

break the fire alarm and piss them off.

fire alarm by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

short circuit 

When the medium of electrical transfer takes a shorter path back to the power source (cell or batteries) thus shortening the circuit, and leaving out the resistor (motor, lightbulb, buzzer etc.).


Short circuiting will drain the power source at a phenomenal rate, and is best avoided. The most commonly used method of prevention against this is the (see my definition of) fuse

When I was learning this crap in school a few years back we constantly short circuited all our shit toghether to create huge sparks that whooped the batteries in minutes.

short circuit by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

fitch 

What you tell swiss dogs to do after throwing a stick at them.

okey, fitch, lassie-adulf! No, fitch, like fire-clapper.

fitch by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

tyre 

The part of the car that touches the ground. need never be replaced as tread is covered with furry animals that crossed the road at the wrong moment.

Tyres are made of squirrels, bunnies, rubber, and occasionally deer.

tyre by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

flan 

Light desert that everyone eats.

Everyone likes flan.

flan by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

sex doll 

A plastic doll in which certain points of intercourse are altered, see below example.

Undressing- taking it out of the box

Foreplay- blowing it up

Eating out- eating a pizza and accidently dropping it on the doll

penetration- doll keeps deflating, so add some foreplay

afterfucking ciggie- burning a hole in the doll and packaging it to be sent to a hated person.


Feeling dirty- priceless!

sex doll by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006