Definitions by gumba gumba

far 

A distance I can run.

See doe, a deer, a female deer.

far by Gumba Gumba May 22, 2004

Chelski

What English Premier league club chelsea have become known as since Roman Abramovich, a russian valued at over £7,000,000,000 took them over and gave them £100,000,000 to buy players over the summer of 2003.

Vee go to lundoon tu si chelski play fore vee get the drunk.

Chelski by Gumba Gumba May 22, 2004

jaffa 

(n.) An impotent person (male or female) who cannot have children. In the male, this usually produces watery, or no seminal fluid.

I hear he's a jaffa


You fucking jaffa!

jaffa by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

ie6 

(abbr.) Microsofts' internet explorer six.

This soft ware is not compatable with lower than ie6

ie6 by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

BEF

British
Expeditionary
Force

The BEF escaped at dunkirk beaches.

BEF by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

sasser 

What urbandictionary staff put on this definition.

You now have the sasser virus, go to symantec or whatever they're called.

sasser by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

Dynamo 

(n.) Lively and optimistic person

(n.) An electricity generator connected straight to the machine which uses it, thus not wasting money on travel.

blonde = dynamo

Dynamo by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004