gumba gumba's definitions

fat joe

A fat ass rapper who made one of the lamest duets ever with ashanti and ja rule. I swear, he's white. Also, his little stint on mtv cribs a while ago showed he knows fuck all about cars, see my definition of rover

Yo yo yo it's fat joe


shaddap!

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

back orifice

A good yet highly illegal way to get a monkey off your back.

These moderators be pissin me off at dis website so i loaded 'em with back orifice and sub7

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

prison soap antique

(n.) A priceless and fragile antique. The term is used by employers of handlers to remind people that if they drop the ming vase or statue, they get fucked. In the rear. Very hard.

This is a prison soap antique; remember what'll happen if you drop it.

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

the internet

The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

no example

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

Llorret de Mar

The place sad people go to to get laid in Spain.

Arrival, Party with Booze, Walk Home, getting shagged/laid, sleeping, waking up with the ugliest person you've ever seen, kick the person out, go to the beach, drink some Booze, Party with Booze, Walk Home, getting shagged/laid again, sleeping, waking up next to another ugly person...then commit suicide.

Sad People have 2 options: Llorret de Mar and 18+ corner

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

bottle

1)Transparent Container, usually for liquids that is narrow, circular-based, mostly handle-less and with an ever-narrowing top, where the opening is found.

2) To hit someone on the head with a glass bottle, smashing the bottle in the process.

3) Guts or determination

4) Female with no volouptous features, in comparison to 1)

1) Pass that bottle o' coke

2) I bottled him with some bud

3) You don't have the bottle for this

4) She looks like a bottle.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Schwarzenigger

Derogatory slang for a black person involved in bodybuilding.

"Heh, look, it's schwarzeNIGGER doing a bench press, go ask for his autograph."

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004