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surprise sex

Unconsented intercourse that is technically construed as rape.


When performed on your girlfriend, it's surprise sex.


When performed on an even hotter chick, it's rape.
Surprise sex is the reason that children occur in the animal kingdom. Male rabbits rape the females. Yes, really, my sister breeds rabbits and knows all.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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dry fisting

Fisting/fist fucking without any lubricant. Instead, the fist is pushed in with great force and at a pain to the recieving party.
Dyke-o-bitch needs some dry fisting...
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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jungle bunny

Disparaging term for a black person.


This term is actually incorrect, since in sub-saharan Africa, there is very little jungle, but more desert and plains. It comes from "One who hops around the jungle, multiplying so quickly they must be sterilised". This term has lost favour with racists and supremacists, and rarely will anyone born after 1970 ever use this.
yous a jungle bunnah!


Ahs gonna flay ya hide, jungill bunnah!
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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Greatest videogame charactors

Here is my revised list. Disagree with me and you are wrong. Get over it.

NUMBER) PROTAGONIST ; SERIES
1) Duke Nukem ; duke nukem
2) Solid Snake ; metal gear
3) Shao Khan; Mortal Kombat
4) Tank Commander; Quake
5) Mr.t ; Rocky
6) The undertaker ; WWF/WWE games
7) Lara Croft; First tomb raider only, they made her really sappy and retarded after that.
8) Liquid snake; metal gear solid
9) Xiahou Dun; Dynasty warriors
10) Guy from doom; Doom
11) Nemesis; resident evil
12) Vercetti; GTA
13) Purple Satan; Hexen (what youmean you never played it? Best doom clone ever!)
14) Venerable Uncle Fu; GTA (the first one, in case you wonder which)
15) Knucles; Sonic the hedgehog
16) Tal'set; Turok
17) Teflon Mike; Roadrash
18) BD Joe; Crazy Taxi
19) Team Lard bombardier; hogs of war
20) Chris Redfield; resident Evil

In addition, here are the worst three

3) Gordon Freeman ;half life
2) Konoko; Oni
1) Raiden; Metal gear solid
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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bossy

Assertive and narcisistic person. A natural leader.
She is bossy, and probably has a pair down there to produce all the testosterone.
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Prussia

A kingdom which used to exist west of Russia, in what is now Northern Poland. It merged with Germany under Baron Otto Von Bismarck
Prussia was an enemy of France.
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Fried eggs

breasts of a sunburned woman who has kept her top on, keeping the breasts pale, but has now decided to sunbathe topless, allowing the breasts to tan, nipples first. This gives an appearance of fried eggs.
When in Spain, perverts put on their shades and stare at the fried eggs around the pool.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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