phantom

Famed model of Rolls-Royce taken through many stages of excellence since the twenties. The ultimate version would be the 1980 Phantom VI convertible state limo in midnight blue. The car to own all cars.
Shame the latest phantom looks like osama put a bomb inside. Even worse that P Diddy-dick has one.
by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004
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rubber gloved

The act of having gloved hands shoved violently up ones' anus. Usually forms part of a sexual act, or an airport search.
Jen kept setting the metal detector off at the airport, before she was taken away for a strip search. She vehemently denied ever being rubber gloved.
by Gumba Gumba December 14, 2006
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blip on the radar

(adj.) Totally insignificant, will be forgotten the moment it leaves.
Many people thought The Beatles were just a blip on the radar of popular music. Within weeks they were proved wrong.
by Gumba Gumba July 23, 2004
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ignorami

What ignoramuses think is the plural of ignoramus because it sounds better. Should they not be so ignorant to look it up in a common dictionary, they will see just how wrong they are.
by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006
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ebay

An online auction venue site where

1) One can pick up several obscure, yet cool items that costs less than filling up your car

2) Postage and Packing costs more than the items themselves.

3) One may purchase the virginity of a young girl; a jar sneezed into by someone who caught cold from an ex-beatle; toast bitten into by Justin Timberlake and similar crap for absurd prices, but at least it overshaddows the postage.

4) You can find the items stolen from your house last week for less than the insurance gives you, thus making you richer.

5) You can garuantee at least 20 USD for balloon pumped up by fart gas.

6) Whatever you buy is garuanteed to be in worse condition than the picture

7) Something is always broken or missin, otherwise, you won't get it.

8)It states clearly in the rules that selling Item x is prohibited, but running a search for item x will result in several hundred results.

9) You may not purchase pictures of naked guys, but so long as a publication has at least one picture that is not of a naked woman, as many issues of playboy as you want.

10) One may get a higher price for the item on sale by bidding for with the same account that is selling, bar the number 1 added to the sellers account

11) One may purchase an extra day a week with one's child from one's ex-wife.

12) which money never returns.
Don't pay the postage- it's cheaper to fly to the seller and pick it up. Quicker too.
by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
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drive-by

Gangland massacre whereby the assailant(s) will open fire from the window(s) of a slow moving vehicle and speed off once their clips are spent.
There was a drive-by in my hood yesterday
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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red ink

(v.) To correct. Coming from the days of education where incorrect answers, spelling mistakes and other such mistakes were highlighted in red ink and corrected by the teacher.
a: The time is 13:20

b: 13:40- your watch is slow.

a: your watch is fast.

c: it's 13:40

B: red inked beeyatch!
by Gumba Gumba June 03, 2004
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