my learned friend

In a British court of law, the free/hired legal representation. Often used to point out discrepancies between what the representation said and what the evidence or testimony claimed.

Can be used for defence or prosecution lawyers.
Your honour, you may be so kind to notice that my learned friend made several incorrect assumptions early in this case, and based on her uncertainty over these matters, that what she said be stricken from the record.
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puma

Big cat also known as a cougar.

German sportswear brand founded in 1948 by Rudolf Dassler (Brother of Adolf Dassler, founder of Adidas) in Herzogenaurach, Germany. Puma gaiend recognition among Euro-sports fans by sponsoring football legend Pelé, Tennis kingpin Boris Becker and Olympic Gold winner Linford Christie.
1948 Puma Shoes is founded.
Introduction of the PUMA Atom, Puma Shoes first soccer shoe. In the first soccer match after World War II, several members of the German National soccer team wear PUMA cleats, including the scorer of the first post-war goal, Herbert Burdenski
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st. anger

Nu-metal with a faint wiff of Metallica in it. Sounds like it could have been so much better, but no matter what monseiur "critical thinker" says, it is still Metallica's worst album. I hate it. I shall beat it with my hating stick and boycott it, in hopes that other classic metal bands don't go in this direction, and that Hetfield claims some rip-off band sung it while they were busy making a kick-ass album, which they will release and trade for a returned copy of st. anger, which they shall burn.
Good Metallica lyric, not found on St. Anger-

What I’ve felt
What I’ve known
Never shined through in what I’ve shown
Never be
Never see
Won’t see what might have been


bad metallica lyric- found on st. anger


I feel my world shake
Like an earthquake
Hard to see clear
Is it me
Or is it fear?

I'm madly in anger with you 2x

St. Anger round my neck
St. Anger round my neck
He never gets respect
St. Anger round my neck
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Hoots mon

An apparantly racist said to incite anger in a scotsman
English bastard- me: hoots mon!

Scottish bastard: you english bastard!
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gazillion

An imaginary number used to emphasize the vastness of something.
China has a gazillion people.


I have a gazillion dollars etc.
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butt-head

Shut up beavis, metallica sucks, the singer looks like the cowardly lion.
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robocop

A lame robot who would get his ass owned by the Terminator- any model.


Movies are one-time watchables, if at all for some of them. Totally unrealistic damage. Not even a scratch on the thing. Tinman from Wizard of Oz could ream this mutha fucka.
Kids don't know who robocop is, because the movies sucked.


Everyone knows Terminator owned his aluminium hide. The robocop Vs Terminator game sucked in a big way. Terminator is badass. He's big, he's buff, he eats beef for desert. Robocop is a skinny policeman in a metal suit with gay shoulderpads and plastic arms.


Arnold eats this guy for breakfast.
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