gumba gumba's definitions

take

To beat someone quickly and effortlessly.

we're gonna take you at the game today

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

spilt milk

(n.) A mistake that cannot be rectified.

There's no point crying over spilt milk

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

dogs bollocks

British slang meaning one of the following.

1) To be the best example of its kind.

2) Dog testicles.

3) An alcoholic drink that can be found somewhere in most pubs or bars in the UK.

"The new Rolls-Royce phantom is the dogs' bollocks."

"The dogs' bollocks are gone, someone castrated him"

"No-one drinks the dogs bollocks, we just stock it because we like the name."

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

brown love

Anal sex. The term comes from the brownening of the penis. Mostly used to taunt homosexual males.

I hear you and him do brown love...

by Gumba Gumba March 1, 2004

cock tease

Word that rhymes with cock cheese.

There was a young fellow named keith

Who performed circumcisions with his teeth

He didn't do it for leisure


Nor sexual pleasure


But for the cheese underneath.

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

roadkill

Squished cadaver that lies in or close to a road, most likely crushed or knocked by a passing vehicle. Is now rotting and being devoured and cannibalised by other animals.

Often used as an insulting term for someone of poor aesthetics.

Yo mama is roadkill.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

mondeo st270

Ford's souped-up, nice looking Mondeo (Tuarus, for the yanks). Unlike the normal car they've been pushing for the last decade or so, this one isn't too bad. But still, for the same money one could purchase a 2yr used Jag or low-end BMW. But then again, who wats an "uber-prestigous" Ford? Not me.

GUY: Wow, did i just see a modeo keep pace-for-pace with that BMW?

Me: Yeah, it's the ST270. It costs the same as a bmw; but it's American.

GUY: I was actually thinking about getting one, until you reminded me they are american. Screw that, let's buy European.

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004