guidoposse69's definitions

five-o

Urban slang for police officers. Derived from the police drama "Hawaii 5-0."

Five-O is following us, and we've got six bags of crack in the trunk. Damn, we're doomed.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

Bush

A man who was not elected, but appointed to the American presidency, and has been responsible for thousands of deaths since.

Michael Moore is the only one who has been forthcoming in telling the truth about the scandalous, corrupt Bush administration.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

cellboy

A boy between the ages of 10 and 16 who goes everywhere with a cell phone attached to his belt.

We don't allow cellboys into the Guido Posse.

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

supastar

Bitched version of the term superstar. Usually used to describe a black or Hispanic celebrity.

As Ali G, Sacha Baron Cohen potrays an urban supastar.

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

head

The act of performing oral sex on a male, properly known as fellatio. It is most often used in the phrase "to give head to."

I heard Missy Pepa gave head to you last night.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005

teat

Slang term for a woman's breast or nipple.

Can I touch your mother's teat?

by GuidoPosse69 May 13, 2005

jock jam

An upbeat 90's track that is often played at sports games or boxing/wrestling matches. Not a big pop hit, and usually a one-hit wonder.

Examples of jock jams include: "Are You Ready For This" by 2 Unlimited; "Who Let the Dogs Out" by Baha Men; "Move This" by Technotronic; "Come And Ride The Train" by the Quad City DJ's.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005