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Singularity

A by product of a person Shitting, Pissing, Vomiting, Ejaculating, Burping, Sneezing and Farting at once.

This is the moment in which space time ceases to exist and all matter in the universe will implode.
"After a night of heavy binge drinking and a Pepe's Burrito, Ralph unwittingly destroyed the universe by creating a Singularity in his bathroom."
by Grizzly August 28, 2009
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your mom's box

The last thing to be said before one leaves or exits for what may be the final time; famous last words.
IE: If you are radio DJ's leaving work on Friday not knowing if you will be back because one of your on air contests went awry in a Church, the last thing they say as their shift ends is, "Your mom's box."
by Grizzly April 21, 2003
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Scrotograph

The male act of having picture taken with his Scrotum sac hanging out of his pants.

Also the act of shaming an intoxicated person using afforementioned method. Usually laying the scrotum on the forehead of that person.
"Anyone who can't handle thier liquor in this frat will be scrotographed and shamed."

"Bob is passed out again, and we are out of markers, shall we scrotograph him?"
by Grizzly October 7, 2004
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Manfeast

A small gathering of males for an impromptu dinner or BBQ.

The males usually fail to obtain any significant sources of leafy vegetables or fiber to accompany the feast.

Menu usually consists of:
Beer
Steak
Sausage
Pork Fat
Butter
Potatoes
Joe: "I just laid a log that looked like a piece of black PVC pipe!"

Brett: "Yea, that Manfeast last night tore me up too. When are we doing it again?"
by Grizzly August 28, 2009
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Launch Sequence

A sixty second timer one graciously receives via your body when a massive shit is ready to be released.

Being at or near a toilet when timer has begun is highly recommended. Anyone who has seen explosive diarrhea splattered on the walls of a fast food chain bathroom stall has beared witness to a blown or neglected sequence.

At T minus 10 seconds you basically have time to remove your belt and pants at which point you must be pointing into the toilet with your anus or risk a meltdown or massive cleanup.
Guy1: Dude, I have to take a giant dump...

Guy2: We're almost there in 5 minutes, man up you pussy.

Guy1: Launch Sequence initiated...

Guy2: Look! a McDonalds!
by Grizzly May 25, 2010
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Pamp

Retail Baby Product- Pampers Diapers

Much funner than the old addage "Shit"

To poop, crap, turd.
"I have to take a major pamp!"
by Grizzly October 6, 2004
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SPU

Origin: Internet / Instant Messaging

Variation of the word "SUP". Meaning "Whats Up?"

Typing fast and frequent mispellings lead to this more lively version of "SUP"
Bob: Spu!
John: Hey!
by Grizzly October 6, 2004
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