12 definitions by greyideas get edgy

Something that we should aspire to return to
Guy: I am bored
Guy two: Look at this dick
Guy: RETURN TO MONKEY IT is tiME BROTHeR
by greyideas get edgy September 23, 2021
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Exists because it does, Germany and Austrian relationship exists because thoose countries exist, next up mexico and china.
by greyideas get edgy July 15, 2020
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Liptard is a term used to describe someone within the paleontological or biological communities who believes and or draws members of a certain extinct animal group with extraoral tissue (lips) when it is argued that these groups likely did not have them. Proponents of extraoral tissue in a select animal group may argue that such a term is derogatory and view the term as an ad hominem fallacy, but this can depend on the person and the context. The term liptard shares similarities with the term feather nazi, both of which are terms used in the paleontological community. Like feathernazi, it is a play on words with Liptard being a play on the word "Libtard" a slang used against people with left leaning positions. Liperal (a term which I cannot take credit for), is used in similar way to liptard.
AK 1: Just look at Dr. Wittons new restoration
AK2: He is such a liptard

Ak1: Lets own the lips.
by greyideas get edgy March 21, 2021
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Def 1 (most extensive): The Blue whale (Balaenoptera musculus, Linnaeus, 1758) is a species of whale within the genus Balaenoptera and is considered my most scientists to be the largest animal to have ever exist as well as the largest mammal known to science. It is a Mysticete or Filter feeding Baleen Whale meaning it belongs to the taxonomic order of whales that do not have teeth but rather use a filter feeding plate like structures with hair like protrusions known as Baleen. The Blue whale is known to mostly feed on krill. Blue whales can reach a record 100 ft or 30.48 meters in over all legnth, but they tend to be slightly smaller than this. They also 100 tons (or at least some populations do with others being slightly less). They have a tounge the size of a car and a 397 lb heart (the largest of any Rorqual or any mammal for that matter). The Blue whale is said to have evolved during the Pleistocene era according to Gianucci et al 2019 and they proceeded to diversify into a few subspecies. Not a lot is known about blue whales and they seem to be endangered due to the whaling era.

Def 2: A sucide game in the eastern hemisphere

Def 3 : A comedic slam mostly used to take a jab at someones mother.

Def 4 (most important): IT IS YOUR MOTHER

Ref: Gianucci et al 2019, Mizroch et al 1984, Oxford dictionary, the flying spegghti monster himself!
Person 1: I heard Blue whales are in danger
Person 2: Quite sad, what an amazing sea creature
Person 1: No, I mean your moms in the hospital
by greyideas get edgy December 11, 2020
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A nice, down to earth honest Brazillian guy who loves paleontology, people say evil things like how he wants people to commit sucide (kill themselves) and how we is unreible and write the dreaded PARAGRAPH. These are lies by Obama bin Ladan and some dolphin guy. A few other people will also slander him and make gay memes about him. All those who slander him will be punished by Allah Hussein Obama the Kayne west rip off from Yemen
z-bommer: They did not have them, its the truth
Faggot: I would not TrUsT HiM, Dinosaurs had dewlaps, he wrote A WHOLE PARAGRAPH OMG HE LOVES WHEN PEOPLE KILL THEMSELVES. Z-boomer is gayyyyyyyy
Z-bommer: The fuck?
by greyideas get edgy November 3, 2020
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