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Montana Ranch Hand

While doing a guy from behind you shit in a cowboy had and smash it on his head as you ejaculate.
Greg enjoyed his job as a Montana Ranch Hand.
by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009
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Montana Cow Poke

Doing a dude in a field behind your farm house and as you are ejaculating you tip over a cow on him.
Greg spent a month in the hospital after two Montana Cow Pokes in the same night.
by Greggy Henderson March 30, 2009
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Pigs in a Blanket

When doing a dude from behind, you reach up with one hand and hook his nostrils with the first two fingers, while simultaneously punching him in the back of the head and ejaculating on his grandmother's afghan.
Those dudes where like pigs in a blanket.
by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009
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Happy Puppy

When a dude is blowing a dude and gets so happy that he pees on the pillow while the other dude ejaculates on his face.
Gregg had to throw away his pillow after his boyfriend gave him a happy puppy.
by Greggy Henderson March 30, 2009
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Montana Juke Leg

When you are doing a dude facing him and shove his knee into his face as you ejaculate.
Greg came into work with a black eye after receiving a Montana Juke Leg.
by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009
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Montana Rodeo

Requires three guys. One guy is on his hands and knees with another guy sitting on his back. The third guy tries to throw him off by violently penetrating the first guy.
Greg was always the bronco at the Montana Rodeo.
by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009
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