Montana Shotgun

While getting an inverted blow job from your boyfriend you slide up and fart in his mouth.

Greg couldn't get the taste out of his mouth after a Montana shotgun.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Montana Red Hot

While getting blown by your gay lover you pull out and ejaculate on his face while pepper-spraying him.

Greg's eyes were swollen shut from an allergic reaction to a Montana red hot.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Montana Slinky

When you are doing a guy from behind at the top of a staircase and you shove him down the stairs after you ejaculate.

He falls down stairs, covered in hairs, and makes a slinkety sound. Everyone knows it's Montana slinky.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Montana Ranch Hand

While doing a guy from behind you shit in a cowboy had and smash it on his head as you ejaculate.

Greg enjoyed his job as a Montana Ranch Hand.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Happy Puppy

When a dude is blowing a dude and gets so happy that he pees on the pillow while the other dude ejaculates on his face.

Gregg had to throw away his pillow after his boyfriend gave him a happy puppy.

by Greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Montana Rodeo

Requires three guys. One guy is on his hands and knees with another guy sitting on his back. The third guy tries to throw him off by violently penetrating the first guy.

Greg was always the bronco at the Montana Rodeo.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009