Montana Red Hot

While getting blown by your gay lover you pull out and ejaculate on his face while pepper-spraying him.

Greg's eyes were swollen shut from an allergic reaction to a Montana red hot.

by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008

Montana Shotgun

While getting an inverted blow job from your boyfriend you slide up and fart in his mouth.

Greg couldn't get the taste out of his mouth after a Montana shotgun.

by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008

Montana Cow Poke

Doing a dude in a field behind your farm house and as you are ejaculating you tip over a cow on him.

Greg spent a month in the hospital after two Montana Cow Pokes in the same night.

by Greggy Henderson November 14, 2008

Frisky Puppy

After you 'do' an anonymous dude, the next morning you poop on his pillow before he wakes up and then sit in the corner with a sad face....in Montana.

I used to get so angry when Greg would leave me a Frisky Puppy.

by Greggy Henderson November 14, 2008

Montana Ranch Hand

While doing a guy from behind you shit in a cowboy had and smash it on his head as you ejaculate.

Greg enjoyed his job as a Montana Ranch Hand.

by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008

Montana Slinky

When you are doing a guy from behind at the top of a staircase and you shove him down the stairs after you ejaculate.

He falls down stairs, covered in hairs, and makes a slinkety sound. Everyone knows it's Montana slinky.

by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008