69 Minutes

A TV broadcast where pornstars interview with one another about their sexual experiences.
Each broadcast runs for 69 minutes (1 hour 9 minutes aka a sexaminute).

69 minutes is the best news interview on television.

by gregben September 14, 2023

Sexamillion

69 million.

I just won a sexamillion dollars for a $69,000,000 mansion.

by gregben September 28, 2023

Pricken

What farmers call birds that constantly squawk and cluck nonstop to annoy the hell out of the town folks.
They form baby bumps before laying their eggs.
Little pricks are born and they scream and poop all the time.

Also used to describe annoying, selfish, bratty, bitchy idiots.

Farmer: These prickens are ruining my damn ol’ day.
Me: Go be a pricken somewhere else.

by gregben March 15, 2022

Baehive

A home for gay people who always make out.
They only get out during their honeymoons.

You: These people are making out in their baehive.
Me: It's perfect.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Brendon Urine

A former member of Panic at the Dicksco and helped Taylor Shit make her most watched music video on YouTube besides Shake It Off.
He also pees on a bunch of people he collaborates with, given his name.

Brendon Urine: I left Panic at the Dicksco and collaborated with Taylor Shit so she can get more famous.
Taylor Shit: WHAT?
Brendon Urine: Yes, and I tried to give you something yellow drink.
Taylor Shit: What is it.
Brendon Urine: We’ll my last name says so.

by gregben May 14, 2023

MLA

Major League Ass/Assball.
Which involves hitting a ball into one’s ass/testicles and kicking ass/balls.

The Los Angeles Dodgers kicked the Tampa Bay Rays’ asses and balls at the MLA.

by gregben September 18, 2023

Slingshit

When you take a shit so hard it gets shot into the toilet, messing up the toilet walls and creating a big splash.

Also the act of tossing your shit into the air ultimately it lands on someone’s face or something.

You: I just shat so hard I made a slingshit.
Me: I wanted to do a slingshit on my friend’s face.

by gregben March 14, 2022