gregben's definitions

Pass the Douchie

Some 80's reggae song about passing douchebags.

Musical Youth: Pass the douchie pon the left hand side.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Ghostpussers

People who have sex with ghosts.

Rape Parker Jr: Who Are You Gonna Call?
Crowd: GHOSTPUSSERS!

by gregben February 22, 2022

Starship 69

The name of a spacecraft to have sex on.
Inspired by Adam Sandler’s song Station 69.

Starship 69 is the weirdest spacecraft ever put into orbit.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Admiral Allow-Who Ackbar

The Islamic-named military commander of the Rebel Alliance who led the attack of the second Death Star over the Moon of Endor.

Mon Calamari: Admiral, we have enemy ships in sector 47!
Admiral Allow-Who Ackbar: It’s a Trap!

by gregben July 5, 2021

Waginus Flytrap

What you call the foreskin of your elbow in your inner arm when you smear it with jelly or anything sticky.
It traps flies trying to crawl or escape.

Person 1: There’s an alternative way to trap those annoying flies.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Covering my inner elbow with jelly.
Person 2: Well?
Person 1: I now have a waginus flytrap.

by gregben July 6, 2021

57 and a half feet

10 sexainches (69” x 10).
690”
What you get if you stacked 10 men of the average American height on top of one another.
Also a common height for some oak trees.

Ben: Some of my trees are around 57 and a half feet tall.
Gregory: Interesting.

by gregben October 17, 2023

The Seventh Planet

Uranus (often pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).

I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.

by gregben September 13, 2023