gregben's definitions

Obshitian

Poop so dark it looks like obsidian, confusing the those that entered the bathroom.

You: Did you just put obsidian in the toilet?

Me: No, I dumped obshitian.

by gregben September 28, 2023

dildio

A phallic radio where you listen to sexual pornographic music, including the sounds of men and women having an orgasm.

Eric Tyler: Can you turning some music?
Ben Gregory: Sure, I can turn on the dildio and we can listen to some fucking entertainment.

by gregben June 2, 2019

Whorassment

The act of being aggressive toward whores.

This man committed sexual whorassment toward whores.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Whorientation

The angle at which you'll have sex with your partner.

Ben: What are you doing.
Greg: I'm making out with my girlfriend, I just need to get my dick into the right whorientation.
Ben: Okay.

by gregben August 14, 2023

Sexapound

69 pounds (lbs).

In the British Imperial and US Customary systems, it’s denoted as sxlb.

2 sxlbs is 138 lbs.

I lost a sexapound between 3 and 4 months.
Meanwhile, this woman gained a sexapound during pregnancy.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Whordon Ramsay

A British chef who's always crazy and trying to get attention to people who don't care about him or his food.
His father was high on alcohol and drugs.

Whordon Ramsay is a total attention whore.

by gregben October 29, 2022

Marijuanaminute

420 minutes.
7 hours.
The amount of time spent smoking marijuana (weed) on 420-day (April 20) and beyond.

I smoke weed for 420 minutes (a marijuanaminute) a day everyday and on 420 day.

by gregben September 13, 2023