Hellaback Girl

A girl who praises Satan nonstop.

Ben: That girl keeps praying Satan nonstop about everything.
Gregory: Well she’s a hellaback girl.

by gregben June 08, 2021

11 and a half feet

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

If 2 people 5 feet 9 inches tall stood on top of each other, that would make 11 and a half feet.

by gregben September 14, 2023

Whorcupine

A shitty, slutty woman with hair around her body so prickly that anyone touching her will get poked and suffer unbearable pain and rashes.

Me: Ow!
You: I warned you not to touch her.
Me: I know, her hair is too sharp.
You: Because she’s a whorcupine.

by gregben January 25, 2022

New New York Pubic Library

Also known as the adult bookstore, located in Central New New York in the year 3010.

Sal: I’m going to back the adults bookstore.
Fry: Adult bookstore? I thought this was the public library.
Bender: No, pubic library!
Me: It’s the New New York Pubic Library!

by gregben July 11, 2021

Pookraine

What Russia turned the Ukraine into in 2022.

Ben: Russia’s attacking the Ukraine this year.
Gregory: I know, I you can call it the Pookraine now, they ruined it.
Ben: Poor Pookraine.

by gregben February 26, 2022

Chinkytown

A Chinese town, a place in Chicago also known as Chinatown, or a funky Chinese town, or a funky Chinatown.

You: Chinkytown is in China and Chicago.
Me: Wow.

by gregben March 13, 2022

Vagessa

The name of a girl/woman (with a beautiful voice and hairstyle) who wants to make out with you.
Examples are Vagessa Hudgens, Vagessa Williams, Vagessa Carlton, Vanessa Smith, Vagessa Angel (R.I.P. in 2021), Vagessa Bryant, etc.

You: Vagessa is such a cute name.
Me: I know, anyone with that name wants to make out with you.
You: But not Vagessa Angel, because she died in a car accident.
Me: Oh no.
You: She’s part of the 27 club.
Me: R.I.P.
You: Well we still have the others.

by gregben February 23, 2022