by gregben June 08, 2021
2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
by gregben September 14, 2023
Sal: I’m going to back the adults bookstore.
Fry: Adult bookstore? I thought this was the public library.
Bender: No, pubic library!
Me: It’s the New New York Pubic Library!
Fry: Adult bookstore? I thought this was the public library.
Bender: No, pubic library!
Me: It’s the New New York Pubic Library!
by gregben July 11, 2021
Ben: Russia’s attacking the Ukraine this year.
Gregory: I know, I you can call it the Pookraine now, they ruined it.
Ben: Poor Pookraine.
Gregory: I know, I you can call it the Pookraine now, they ruined it.
Ben: Poor Pookraine.
by gregben February 26, 2022
A Chinese town, a place in Chicago also known as Chinatown, or a funky Chinese town, or a funky Chinatown.
by gregben March 13, 2022
The name of a girl/woman (with a beautiful voice and hairstyle) who wants to make out with you.
Examples are Vagessa Hudgens, Vagessa Williams, Vagessa Carlton, Vanessa Smith, Vagessa Angel (R.I.P. in 2021), Vagessa Bryant, etc.
Examples are Vagessa Hudgens, Vagessa Williams, Vagessa Carlton, Vanessa Smith, Vagessa Angel (R.I.P. in 2021), Vagessa Bryant, etc.
You: Vagessa is such a cute name.
Me: I know, anyone with that name wants to make out with you.
You: But not Vagessa Angel, because she died in a car accident.
Me: Oh no.
You: She’s part of the 27 club.
Me: R.I.P.
You: Well we still have the others.
Me: I know, anyone with that name wants to make out with you.
You: But not Vagessa Angel, because she died in a car accident.
Me: Oh no.
You: She’s part of the 27 club.
Me: R.I.P.
You: Well we still have the others.
by gregben February 23, 2022
The best pornographic movie of 2021.
Released on the same day as Wanksgiving.
Here’s the story: The Vagrigals (which are strippers) live hidden in the mountains of Colombia in a charmed place called the Encunto.
The magic of the Encanto blesses every child in the family with a unique gift except for Mirabel.
However, she became the Vagrigals’ last hope after discovering the magic surrounding the Encunto is in danger of rapists.
Thankfully the rapists get defeated in the end with the help of a loved guy having sex with Mirabel and the Encunto is safe.
Released on the same day as Wanksgiving.
Here’s the story: The Vagrigals (which are strippers) live hidden in the mountains of Colombia in a charmed place called the Encunto.
The magic of the Encanto blesses every child in the family with a unique gift except for Mirabel.
However, she became the Vagrigals’ last hope after discovering the magic surrounding the Encunto is in danger of rapists.
Thankfully the rapists get defeated in the end with the help of a loved guy having sex with Mirabel and the Encunto is safe.
by gregben January 25, 2022