Niggy Azalea

Africa’s greatest rapper besides Niggi Minaj.
Also Africa’s tallest female rapper, a staggering 5’10”.
She’s Africa’s top model.

Niggi Minaj: I thought I was the best rapper.
Niggy Azalea.

by gregben February 20, 2022

Sexamile

69 miles.

You: How far are you driving?
Me: A sexamile.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Tittanic

A giantess with big breasts floating at sea until she crashed into a dick iceberg and sank (drowned).

Greg: There was a woman named Tittanic.
Ben: Where is she now?
Greg: She sank.
Ben: You mean she drowned.
Greg: Well yes.

by gregben April 30, 2023

Obshitian

Poop so dark it looks like obsidian, confusing the those that entered the bathroom.

You: Did you just put obsidian in the toilet?

Me: No, I dumped obshitian.

by gregben September 28, 2023

dildio

A phallic radio where you listen to sexual pornographic music, including the sounds of men and women having an orgasm.

Eric Tyler: Can you turning some music?
Ben Gregory: Sure, I can turn on the dildio and we can listen to some fucking entertainment.

by gregben June 02, 2019

Vagimpostor

A fake vagina.

Jennie: Can you take off my clothes?

Jack: Why?
Jennie: I have a vagimpostor unfortunately.
Jack: Oh my?
Jennie: I know, I wish my real vagina wasn’t hidden.
Jack: I see.

by gregben July 06, 2021

daffy dick

A black dickhead with a speech impediment who’s always blabbering and trying to brag to others about himself and his talents when he’s the weird asshole.
He tries to prove how talented he is, but others find him crazy and loony.

Daffy dick.

Bugs: What’s up dick.
Daffy: I’m gonna see if you can face the wrath of my house!
Bugs: Oh, ok, if you insist.
Daffy: You’re dickspicable.

by gregben May 22, 2019