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Wank You

by gregben March 13, 2022
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Pure Ivagination

A Song by Willy Wanka from Willy Wanka and the Chocolate-Flavored Condom Factory.
Willy Wanka: Cum with me, and you’ll see, in a world of pure ivagination.
by gregben February 22, 2022
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Express 69

1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.

2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).
You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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V-Giny

A Death Star style space station formed by the collision of the FCC (Federal Communications Commission) V-Chip (which censored programs such as The Pimpsons and Assarama for example) and USAF (United States Air Force) Flying Destiny (both of which launched into orbit in 1998).

It had the power to censor indecent planets by spitting black goo which caused them to implode, all as a form of censorship.

Poopiter, Planet XXX, and that world that can't be mentioned in polite company (or better known as #!@€$!#%&) were the V-Giny’s victim planets.

The V-Giny only spared planets that are approved for all audiences.
Leela: Fry’s ship is heading for that small moon.

Fry: That’s no moon, that’s a space station.
Leela: What are those huge letters?
Zapp Brannigan: V-Giny? Doesn’t ring a bell.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I don’t like the looks of this V-Giny.
V-Giny: People of Earth, hear the righteous word of the Mighty V-GINY!

Bender: THE MIGHTY V-GINY?!
by gregben July 5, 2021
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Robbie Cocaine

You: My favorite Harry Potter character besides Harry himself is Fagrid.
Me: Played by Robbie Cocaine.
You: Yeah.
Me: Rest in peace Robbie Cocaine.
by gregben October 16, 2022
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pooture

When your life depends on taking a shit later in time.
Ben: My life is so weird.
Gregory: Well it will get weirder in your pooture.
by gregben June 19, 2021
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Erectronica

A genre of music that involves erectronic sounds such as kicks, synths, and hats, leaving you sexually excited with erections.
Erectronica is the most satisfying genre ever.
by gregben September 17, 2023
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