Definitions by gregben

Jimmy Buffet 

A buffet where people get high and drunk in honor of the late Jimmy Buffett.
It’s also known as the Margaritaville in honor of his GOAT hit song Margaritaville.

People were paying tribute to Jimmy Buffett at the Jimmy Buffet.

Jimmy Buffet by gregben September 13, 2023

The 69th Plunge 

A water slide where you climb 69 feet upstairs and plunge 69 feet on a 138 foot long slide.
It’s the most addicting water slide in the world.
It’s as exhilarating as having sex (another reason for the name).
There are even claims that the water on the slide contains hints of semen (aka cum), adding to the pleasure.

Me: I want to go on the 69th Plunge.
You: Have fun.

The 69th Plunge by gregben September 13, 2023

Express 69 

1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.

2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).

You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.

Express 69 by gregben September 13, 2023

Seventh Planet 

Uranus (sometimes pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).

I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.

Seventh Planet by gregben September 13, 2023

The 7th Planet 

Uranus (often pronounced your anus though also pronounced Urineus or Urinus).

Uranus is the 7th planet in our solar system.

The 7th Planet by gregben September 13, 2023

The Seventh Planet 

Uranus (often pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).

I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.

The Seventh Planet by gregben September 13, 2023

Olympussy 

The female genitalia of Olympia’s wife.
Also known as an Olympic pussy.

Olympia’s wife had an Olympussy.

Olympussy by gregben September 13, 2023