Definitions by gregben

Kurt Cocaine 

The man from Nirvana that drank so much cocaine that he committed suicide from it.

Ben: Kurt Cocaine was such a legend.
Gregory: I will always miss him and his voice in Nirvana.
Ben: R.I.P. Kurt Cocaine.

Kurt Cocaine by gregben February 26, 2022

Pussylvania 

A state women get pussy from men at.

You: Men are making out with women in Pussylvania.
Me: I though it was Pennsylvania, where Philadelphia is and I’m at.

Pussylvania by gregben February 26, 2022

Pusstard 

A condoment that tastes so spicy hot that you act like a mentally retarded person.

You: Why are you acting so mentally retarded?
Me: Calm down, I just had pusstard for lunch.

Pusstard by gregben February 26, 2022

Whortal Kumbat 

A game where you fight with rapists and attack them for raping people like you.
Winners always have sex with from the person with his/her consent.

You: What are you playing.
Me: I’m playing Whortal Kumbat, it’s really fun.
You: Hmm, ok.

Whortal Kumbat by gregben February 26, 2022

Pookraine 

What Russia turned the Ukraine into in 2022.

Ben: Russia’s attacking the Ukraine this year.
Gregory: I know, I you can call it the Pookraine now, they ruined it.
Ben: Poor Pookraine.

Pookraine by gregben February 25, 2022

Vagessa 

The name of a girl/woman (with a beautiful voice and hairstyle) who wants to make out with you.
Examples are Vagessa Hudgens, Vagessa Williams, Vagessa Carlton, Vanessa Smith, Vagessa Angel (R.I.P. in 2021), Vagessa Bryant, etc.

You: Vagessa is such a cute name.
Me: I know, anyone with that name wants to make out with you.
You: But not Vagessa Angel, because she died in a car accident.
Me: Oh no.
You: She’s part of the 27 club.
Me: R.I.P.
You: Well we still have the others.

Vagessa by gregben February 23, 2022

Coronavagirus 

A vagirus that causes all sorts of sexual diseases (UTIs, STDs, herpes, vaginitis) and pregnant people will get severe cases of PUPPP, HG, and miscarriages from it.
It’s spreading across the world, giving us the first vagiral pandemic.

Ben: The world is doomed from the coronavagirus.
Gregory: I know, because so many people are dying from it.
Ben: I pray the world gets better soon.
Gregory: It will if we get vagccinated.
Ben: Well we better do something.
Gregory: I agree with you.

Coronavagirus by gregben February 23, 2022