Definitions by grasshoppers

jumpin jesus 

1. nickname for the Son of God in his triple jumping years, also see jebus

2. (usually preceded by "great") an exclamation

Great jumpin Jesus, you scared the crap out of me!

jumpin jesus by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

gentleman's juice 

see man juice

gentleman's juice by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

man juice

Euphemism for semen, also known as man chowder, or gentleman's juice.

I bet she gets her fill of man juice!

man juice by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

kitten killing 

euphemism for masturbation

brb, killing some kittens *fapfapfap*

kitten killing by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

plzdiekthxbye 

Please die, okay thanks, bye.

One of the kthx words. Stronger than kthxdie and kthxbye.

plzdiekthxbye by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

nfw

"No Fucking Way!"

nfw by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

sand in your vagina

a condition said to be had by someone who is irritated

Settle down, chief. What, you got sand in your vagina or something?

sand in your vagina by grasshoppers January 20, 2003