h4w

a strong laugh at someone else's expense, a wordleet/word-ified version of the loud laugh sound "haw"
<jbm> omg that ch1x0r I wanted to nail was a dude!
<Strike> h4w!
by grasshoppers January 16, 2003
mugGet the h4wmug.

Cosby kids

Or simply The Cosbys, used as a euphemism for shit. Often in conjunction with a similar euphemism for toilet - the pool
I'll be back in a bit, gotta drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.
by grasshoppers January 20, 2003
mugGet the Cosby kidsmug.

yhgtbfkm

"You Have Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me", indicating that the speaker cannot even begin get his mind to beleive any part the previous statement.
<User1> OMFG! That noob just posted his IP and root passwd to USEnet asking if someone could help him fix his sound card!
<User2> :o YHGTBFKM!
by grasshoppers January 20, 2003
mugGet the yhgtbfkmmug.

MSB

Abbreviation for "massive sperm buildup", often incurred after a long sexual drought; common malady among geeks
<dumpee> duder, ever since she left me, I've had some serious MSB going on
by grasshoppers January 20, 2003
mugGet the MSBmug.

plzdiekthxbye

Please die, okay thanks, bye.

One of the kthx words. Stronger than kthxdie and kthxbye.
by grasshoppers January 20, 2003
mugGet the plzdiekthxbyemug.

nfw

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003
mugGet the nfwmug.

sand in your vagina

a condition said to be had by someone who is irritated
Settle down, chief. What, you got sand in your vagina or something?
by grasshoppers January 20, 2003
mugGet the sand in your vaginamug.