grasshoppers's definitions

h4w

a strong laugh at someone else's expense, a wordleet/word-ified version of the loud laugh sound "haw"

<jbm> omg that ch1x0r I wanted to nail was a dude!
<Strike> h4w!

by grasshoppers January 16, 2003

MSB

Abbreviation for "massive sperm buildup", often incurred after a long sexual drought; common malady among geeks

<dumpee> duder, ever since she left me, I've had some serious MSB going on

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

slashtard

One of the many posters on the wordslashdot/word site whose comments make no sense. They are often wordfagmonic/word wordtroll/words or wordfucktard/words.

Gawd I'm suck of these freaking slashtards on /.

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

Cosby kids

Or simply The Cosbys, used as a euphemism for shit. Often in conjunction with a similar euphemism for toilet - the pool

I'll be back in a bit, gotta drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

pool

a euphemism for toilet, see Cosby kids

Woo, just got done droppin' the kids off at the pool! Now I feel much better!

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

The Cosbys

Similar in use to the Cosby kids. Euphemism for shit.

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

sword fight

Two men using the same toilet to pee in at once.

We have a standing rule here - no sword fights.

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003