aardvark

A cia agent who snorts ants and calls them WMD

GT won a medal of freedom for aardvarking around G's stinkhole

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

saber-toothed crotch cricket

body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.

Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

Babar

A clean elephant not infected by rightwing bullsh*t

The college young Republicans are usually still wet-behind the ears babars.

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

cabin

place above timberline for abusing substances and others

my knapsack zipper broke on the way to the cabin and I lost all the hootch.

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

artemis

A girl who appears virginal but can be had if you can get by her small boobs, narrow hips, and boyish ass.

artemises (plural) often miss the smegma spot when washing up. Beware!

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005