saber-toothed crotch cricket

body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.

Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

aphrodite

LIke definition number 2, but sarcastically, cause the bitch is so self-stuck.

That bitch Dorothy never did touch my dick. that mf*ckin aphrodite did think her name means Gift from God.

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

sabaka

the otherwise lovely girl nobody would date because of her large nose. Can be shortened to sabak (pronounced soh-bak)

Fat, bald and ugly, nonetheless, i could have fucked that sabak up on the mountain trail in front of god and everbody.

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

Babar

A clean elephant not infected by rightwing bullsh*t

The college young Republicans are usually still wet-behind the ears babars.

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

aardvark

A cia agent who snorts ants and calls them WMD

GT won a medal of freedom for aardvarking around G's stinkhole

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005