saber-toothed crotch cricket

body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.

Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.

sabbath

the weekly bath on friday or saturday night (friday for christians, saturday for jews) that took all the hot water our ancestors could afford.

If Dick Cheney gets control of the energy supplies he's after, we will all have to go back to sabbaths.

Saturday, beginning at opening time, spent in the bar after friday spent in the bar without a designated driver.

Cooled the night away in my backseat and used the cab money to start my sabado caliente.

place above timberline for abusing substances and others

my knapsack zipper broke on the way to the cabin and I lost all the hootch.

A clean elephant not infected by rightwing bullsh*t

The college young Republicans are usually still wet-behind the ears babars.