Urban Dictionary: Definitions by grandmalseizure

sabbath

the weekly bath on friday or saturday night (friday for christians, saturday for jews) that took all the hot water our ancestors could afford.

If Dick Cheney gets control of the energy supplies he's after, we will all have to go back to sabbaths.

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the otherwise lovely girl nobody would date because of her large nose. Can be shortened to sabak (pronounced soh-bak)

Fat, bald and ugly, nonetheless, i could have fucked that sabak up on the mountain trail in front of god and everbody.

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A girl who appears virginal but can be had if you can get by her small boobs, narrow hips, and boyish ass.

artemises (plural) often miss the smegma spot when washing up. Beware!

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LIke definition number 2, but sarcastically, cause the bitch is so self-stuck.

That bitch Dorothy never did touch my dick. that mf*ckin aphrodite did think her name means Gift from God.

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to settle scores by posting mean personal references to the Urban Dictionary.

Half the entries I see as an editor are rejected cause they are solopsistic, urbanmeant shit.

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