thunderclap

A fart so loud, swift and explosive that its rapid expulsion causes the ass cheeks to clap together after it has passed through.

May or may not be accompanied by a foul odour of methane. Also known as a thunderboomer.
Stop eating those bean and egg salad sandwiches - one more thunderclap, and I'll have to glue your ass cheeks together!
by Googles January 09, 2005
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choof chopper

Australian euphamism for a herb mill used to grind choof (marijuana). Also known as a Muller, its purpose is to increase the surface area of the material, so that smoking or eating it will bring out more THC.

Made from metal and/or plastic, choof choppers come in many shapes and sizes. Some have a box attatchment to catch the material. The main problem with choof choppers is that they can get clogged easily if wet tobacco or choof is put into them.
Hey, mate, don't chuck ciggies in the choof chopper - premium bud ONLY!
by Googles October 30, 2004
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doozang

"Doozang!", he exclaimed, as the bding kicked him in the gorguts.
by Googles January 14, 2004
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d-day

Expression used in online discussion forums relating to mental illness. Originally referred to the time that depression set in, later used conversely by survivors to indicate when their recovery was complete. This confusion has seen it fall out of favor in many circles.

Derived from "d-day", the storming of Normandy on June 6, 1943, and the fact that the word "depression" is often abbreviated to "D" in such forums, as people suffering from "D" have little energy and typing the whole word could be tiring.
I recall my own personal D-Day well; once I took the little green pills, I felt better.
by Googles September 12, 2004
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Urkwid

Awkward or strange. May pertain to inanimate objects as well as living beings.
by Googles January 15, 2004
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Skrietze

A small lump of poo which clings to the side of a toilet bowl, no matter how often it is flushed.
Mom, I have explosive diarrhea, and I left massive skrietzes all over the place!
by Googles January 03, 2004
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