bell lips

The physical condition where a woman's labia minora descend below her labia majora, forming the shape of a bell. Such features are desirable for women wishing to form a cameltoe. In severe cases, a labioplasty may be required in order to allow bikinis to be worn.
Useful for pulling aside and going "Wubba-Wubba-Wubba" while yodeling into the canyon of love.
I'd post a pic of my ex-girlfriend's bell lips, but when I tried to take a photo, the camera lens shattered!
by Googles October 30, 2004
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wifey

A Term of endearment for a cyber-wife looking for a hubby.
I'm looking for a new wifey, 'cos I just got cyber-divorced.
by Googles November 08, 2004
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choof chopper

Australian euphamism for a herb mill used to grind choof (marijuana). Also known as a Muller, its purpose is to increase the surface area of the material, so that smoking or eating it will bring out more THC.

Made from metal and/or plastic, choof choppers come in many shapes and sizes. Some have a box attatchment to catch the material. The main problem with choof choppers is that they can get clogged easily if wet tobacco or choof is put into them.
Hey, mate, don't chuck ciggies in the choof chopper - premium bud ONLY!
by Googles October 30, 2004
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Green Shirt Man

The longest-term resident in an apartment building, whose wardrobe consists mainly of green shirts. Useful for dealing with dfs and employing people like Scrapey man. Usually solitary and hermit-like, unless provoked.
Green Shirt Man to the rescue!
by Googles January 23, 2004
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bullashedi

"You're so oom bullashedi; go to bed!"
by googles January 15, 2004
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gorguts

Stomach and intestines; entrails, viscera.
I was standing behind a horse, and it kicked me right in the gorguts!

My gorguts are grumbling!
by Googles January 01, 2004
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