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When one is lying stoned on the couch, and has a horny girlfriend who won't stop bugging them, the insertion of the middle three toes into the vagina while the big toe stimulates the clitoris and the small toe tickles the taint and anus often helps.
This is followed by the insertion of the big toe deep intoo her cameltoe to draw out the juices. Often followed by a root.
This is followed by the insertion of the big toe deep intoo her cameltoe to draw out the juices. Often followed by a root.
I wasn't in the mood to plunge, so I did stinktoe.
by Googles November 28, 2004
Get the stinktoe mug.The refreshing climax to a sexual encounter, tadpole milkshake is a euphamism for semen ejaculated into a partner's mouth. One variant is the 'tadpole thickshake', which is the same as the milkshake but brewed in the NUTSACK for at least 5 days to ensure a thick consistency.
My friend and I were at a drive-through restaurant, and I dared him to ask for a Tadpole Milkshake; the girl said "Hold on, sir, I'll just get Brutus to whip one up for you...".
by Googles December 2, 2004
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I had a massive pusticle on my shoulder, but my girlfriend exaccerbated it by squeezing all the gunk out; now it's infected, and my arm has to be amputated - all for a simple zit.
by Googles January 3, 2004
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Get the zangdoo mug.Ostensibly a sex-prevention device, the Pillow Barrier is simply a cushion strategically placed by the female partner in order to prevent physical contact during sleeping hours. Quite often, the male eroneously believes he is cuddling an arm or breast, only to wake up and discover that a pillow was the object of his affections.
Yesterday morning, while my girlfriend was at work, I unintentionally ejaculated all over her pillow barrier; I then allowed a lactating cat to spill milk all over it - that was before I gave the dizzy kitten a gentle squeeze, whereby he shat and pissed on it. And she still kept the barrier there last night - evidently, I smell worse...
by Googles September 24, 2005
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May or may not be accompanied by a foul odour of methane. Also known as a thunderboomer.
May or may not be accompanied by a foul odour of methane. Also known as a thunderboomer.
Stop eating those bean and egg salad sandwiches - one more thunderclap, and I'll have to glue your ass cheeks together!
by Googles January 9, 2005
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