golden monkey's definitions

912

The act of applying wall filler to someones bum crack whilst they are unconscious. This will then leave a smooth finish across their backside which you will then apply women's foundation to acquire the correct skin tone. The victim will awaken to believing the he/she never had a butt crack.

"Jack got so drunk last night that we managed to 912 him."

"Jack had such a bad case of diarrhea that we just had to preform an emergency 912."

by golden monkey February 12, 2014

Conjummie

The joining of 2 gummy bears while being soaked in a vodka solution. They become conjoined gummies - Conjummies

My favorite vodka infused conjummie is red and green.

by Golden Monkey November 26, 2011