Definitions by gnostic3

hobo

n. Habitually poorly-attired soul who has chosen to sink below society's infrastructure into a murky world where freedom is all.

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So, you coming to the Debutante Ball?

No. I'm going to put some filthy clothes in a sack with a soggy loaf of bread and get into the hobo life.

hobo by gnostic3 March 7, 2015

buttercupping 

v. Going the extra miles for love or honour.

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Instead of getting ripped and loaded this holiday season I will be buttercupping. There are lives to save and songs to sing.

Respect dude.

buttercupping by gnostic3 March 7, 2015

hobo

n. Habitually poorly attired soul who has chosen to sink below society's infrastructure into a murky world where freedom is all.

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So, you coming to the Debutante Ball?

No, I see myself as more of a hobo than a debutante.

hobo by gnostic3 January 1, 2015

Chicago Melvin 

n. Sexual act involving a deep dish pizza and a pimply delivery man.

At least Lindsay has never had a Chicago Melvin ... that we know of.

Chicago Melvin by gnostic3 January 1, 2015

Montreal 

place. Rustic, sheltered port on the St. Lawrence river in Canada. It has retained its French language as well as its ancient stone docks, fortifications and cultural imperatives. The residents, a contented lot basking in the largesse of Canada's complex balance of payments policy, enjoy biking, kayaking and re-living the glory days of Les Canadiens, a formerly great hockey team. Granite quarries still provide most of the employment in the city which is largely free of gangsterism and civic corruption. An interpretive centre, dedicated to the forced evacuation of the Huron, is soon to open near the remnants of the 1967 World's Fair which briefly put Montreal in the limelight.

Let's go to Dorval for the Maple Syrup festival and, if we have time, drive through Montreal.

Montreal by gnostic3 January 1, 2015

two-timer 

N. Deceptive ice-hockey shot where a player deliberately misses a quick shot from a pass and then blasts a shot with a second swing of the stick.

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Nice miss Jacques!

No, no! It was the two-timer. I meant to do like that.

two-timer by gnostic3 January 1, 2015

mathmagician 

n. Person with an uncanny ability to perform tricky arithmetic all calculations.

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Without a calculator we'll never figure out the tip!

Too bad Gelpy isn't here. He's a real mathmagician.

mathmagician by gnostic3 December 31, 2014