gnostic1's definitions

mushroom roulette

n. exhilarating game played by picking and eating fungi in the forest; will it be tasty or will it be deadly?

I can't feel my eyeballs and I'm vomiting blood.

Ahh. I'm guessing you've been playing mushroom roulette ... and you're losing.

by gnostic1 August 4, 2011

green

adj. Formerly just a colour but now an indication of almost religious perfection in a foodstuff, industrial product, or political party: purity, organicity, hard work by unionised workers and a complete lack of chemicals found in the periodic table is implied.

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Are these beans green?

Yeah. Look at them.

I know they're green. But are they green?

Yes. I told you. They are verdant little kernels suffused with, nay, bursting with, greenness.

But are they green?

No.

by gnostic1 August 8, 2012

family pack

n. Several. More than expected. Usually used for comic effect when viewing a friend's accumulation of bongs, cigars, skateboards, nipples etc.

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Hey bro! Check out all these buds man.

Dude! Looks like you bought the family pack.

by gnostic1 September 2, 2012

iDead

n. New device from Apple that Steve Jobs must have been working on because he whispered it to his doctor.

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I want to get me an iDead.

That's a terrible joke. Steve Jobs was a saint.

by gnostic1 October 8, 2011

lagging

v. Taking it easy, chillaxing with some brews on the veranda.

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Last days of summer! Time for some lagging before the blizzards hit.

by gnostic1 September 24, 2012

Norwegian reffed

v. Cheated during a sporting contest or other endeavor.

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How did your presentation go?

Great! But they gave the contract to the higher bidder.

Sounds like you got Norwegian reffed.

by gnostic1 August 7, 2012

Ang Vee

v. 1) skateboarder term synonymous with "hang five". Usually used in an ironic sense or by lame wannabees.

2) a sexual euphemism.

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Dudes! I got me some new driftwood and I am going to totally Ang Vee tonight!

Yeah? Well I don't look it but I assure you I am very thrilled for you.

by gnostic1 August 25, 2011