There's no danger of watching 3-D movies at my house! My husband, the tech-nickel genius, soldered a new vacuum tube into the betamax.
Some tech-nickel genius from IT installed my firewall backwards so the only e-mail I get is spam and porn.
Some tech-nickel genius from IT installed my firewall backwards so the only e-mail I get is spam and porn.
by gnostic1 September 18, 2010
Don't be fooled. Those girls in I.T. are getting a lot of help from tech support.
It can be hard to navigate in a wireless mode when you're used to a lot of tech support.
It can be hard to navigate in a wireless mode when you're used to a lot of tech support.
by gnostic1 September 19, 2010
Crickey! There's a bleedin' riot down by the pub. You coming mate?
Hang about. I've only got to get me havoc scarf first so I don't look a total wally.
Hang about. I've only got to get me havoc scarf first so I don't look a total wally.
by gnostic1 August 12, 2011
adj. Quick, quick witted, or first in any contest or pursuit, intellectual or otherwise. Often used by skateboarders in an ironic sense.
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by gnostic1 August 05, 2012
n. heated but often humorous verbal jousting in which the attributes of hockey players and teams are discussed.
You think that schmuck Gretzky, who isn't good enough to clean the blood off the elbow pads of Howe never mind the jock strap of Morenz, is the greatest? Oi Vey!
Enough with the hockey shtick mam. We're trying to watch porn.
Enough with the hockey shtick mam. We're trying to watch porn.
by gnostic1 January 30, 2011
n. secret notification, usually from one nurse to another, that a patient has been incontinent of feces or urine; a signal used by care staff who wish to avoid the clean-up or who wish to save the patient's dignity by removing visitors from the room.
This is a funny time for emergency blood work. And what the heck is a serum reiff-trenchel osmolality?
Don't be a dweeb doctor. That was just a soiler alert.
Don't be a dweeb doctor. That was just a soiler alert.
by gnostic1 April 03, 2011
place. Newfoundland coastal village. Extensive gravel deposits, exposed and turned into perfect spheres by the constant pounding of the Irish Sea, are the primary source of income for the local crofters who produce intricately woven expensive jewelry from the smaller stones and find industrial applications for the larger boulders.
Tourism is largely non-existent, as is the case in most of Newfoundland, but a few agate enthusiasts come annually for the Pepple Fest.
Squid jigging, dory repair, and flannel mending are the other sources of both income and entertainment, although a hockey rink is scheduled for completion in 2017.
The town was founded in 1876 by a group of Scottish curlers who saw the area's rocks as a source of curling stones but the pebbling was unfortunately dextro-rotary so the stones were only good for anti-podean usage.
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Tourism is largely non-existent, as is the case in most of Newfoundland, but a few agate enthusiasts come annually for the Pepple Fest.
Squid jigging, dory repair, and flannel mending are the other sources of both income and entertainment, although a hockey rink is scheduled for completion in 2017.
The town was founded in 1876 by a group of Scottish curlers who saw the area's rocks as a source of curling stones but the pebbling was unfortunately dextro-rotary so the stones were only good for anti-podean usage.
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Hey. Let's take our dory over to Bronwyn Bay to get her all decked off.
Okay, but mind the rocks,eh!
That's what she said!
Okay, but mind the rocks,eh!
That's what she said!
by gnostic1 October 02, 2012