Definitions by gnostic1
eeyoric
adj. having the qualities of Eeyore, i.e. being strikingly gloomy, sad or ho hummish on a chronic basis.
Check out the eeyoric goth chick with the tears tattooed on her cheeks. So sad.
She's probably upset because she's at Baskin Robbins instead of her dark castle.
Yeah. Her dark castle in 1398.
She's probably upset because she's at Baskin Robbins instead of her dark castle.
Yeah. Her dark castle in 1398.
pusability
n. a medical term used to indicate that it is uncertain which venereal disease is rotting your genitals this time.
Whoa! That looks nasty. Did the doctor say what you got?
He said there's a pusability I got the syph, or maybe galloping herpes. He suggested I stay inside with the lights off and the doors locked until the swabs come back.
He said there's a pusability I got the syph, or maybe galloping herpes. He suggested I stay inside with the lights off and the doors locked until the swabs come back.
pusability by gnostic1 March 16, 2011
milk the steel goat
n. radical skateboarding move in which one leaps onto and over a car and lands on the board, which has gone under the car. The car should preferably be stationary and not moving at highway speed.
milk the steel goat by gnostic1 February 26, 2011
supper bowl
n. truly international sport in which adults, sometimes ravaged by disease and crippled by war, attempt to put food on the table. Winners receive a thin smile from their families before playing game again.
I won the supper bowl five times last week but I had to sell my TV to do it so I can't watch the game on Sunday.
supper bowl by gnostic1 February 20, 2011
hockey shtick
n. heated but often humorous verbal jousting in which the attributes of hockey players and teams are discussed.
You think that schmuck Gretzky, who isn't good enough to clean the blood off the elbow pads of Howe never mind the jock strap of Morenz, is the greatest? Oi Vey!
Enough with the hockey shtick mam. We're trying to watch porn.
Enough with the hockey shtick mam. We're trying to watch porn.
hockey shtick by gnostic1 February 20, 2011
organ donation
Whoa dude!!! You turned a simple leapstand into a total organ donation. I thought you were going to need a new bladder!
Yeah... I managed to land on my pancreas instead. Listen... can you be a bro and dial 911?
Yeah... I managed to land on my pancreas instead. Listen... can you be a bro and dial 911?
organ donation by gnostic1 February 19, 2011
soulberg
n. short but intricate written piece containing insights and truths on the human condition as well as sly amusements lurking in complex word play. Ninety percent of the meaning is hidden beneath the surface.
John Lennon and James Joyce employed many intricate soulbergs which force the reader to think about what he's reading. The titles "A Hard Day's Night", "In His Own Write" and even "The Beatles" employ puns which are the simplest form of soulbergs.
Hmmm. Deep. Very deep.
Hmmm. Deep. Very deep.