178 definitions by gnostic1
Of course the Eckville Tigers are going to beat those Bentley Generals, they could probably beat the Edmonton Rush!
You are such a total keegstra. When are you going in for therapy?
You are such a total keegstra. When are you going in for therapy?
by gnostic1 July 23, 2011
n. New device from Apple that Steve Jobs must have been working on because he whispered it to his doctor.
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by gnostic1 October 8, 2011
by gnostic1 November 11, 2010
place. Burbling waterfall-side town in the lesser gravel bar region of Alberta. Settled by Norwegian rock collectors during the bevelled agate phase of the Western Canada gem rush.
Reliant on eco-tourism since its days as a haven for draft dodgers in the sixties, Krinkle Creek enjoys a reputation as a great place to escape from the drudgery of modern life. Visitors are guaranteed a lack of even the simplest of modern conveniences or courtesies.
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Reliant on eco-tourism since its days as a haven for draft dodgers in the sixties, Krinkle Creek enjoys a reputation as a great place to escape from the drudgery of modern life. Visitors are guaranteed a lack of even the simplest of modern conveniences or courtesies.
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by gnostic1 June 29, 2012
n. Book, computer reference-ware, or smart phone app etc. that, like a thesaurus, provides synonyms.
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I couldn't think of another word for "thesaurus" so I checked my vocabulotome.
That is so last week! I'd have looked in a synophile.
That is so last week! I'd have looked in a synophile.
by gnostic1 September 21, 2011
n. Hands that drop condoms,surgical instruments, trays of food, Nobel Prize medals etc.
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by gnostic1 October 8, 2011
n. Originally a person employed to dig small holes or move gravel from place to place but now used in an unflattering manner to describe office or retail workers on low rungs.
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If there's too many boxes to unpack just get a couple of shovel monkeys to help.
Really? Wow! I thought I was a shovel monkey.
You are, but today you can have some lesser shovel monkeys to boss around. No flicking feces at them though.
Really? Wow! I thought I was a shovel monkey.
You are, but today you can have some lesser shovel monkeys to boss around. No flicking feces at them though.
by gnostic1 September 16, 2011