guard

n. An ice-curling term for a granite stone large enough to prevent opposition rocks from hacking into the button. Traditionally a guard is pushed into the house in the later stages of the draw to sweep a tie.

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Nice guard placement. I can almost taste the tankard coffee!

Yeah! We will be totally briaring this week-end.

by gnostic1 February 04, 2012

track meat

n. The damaged flesh where a long-time heroin addict has inserted too many needles.

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1) Check out the track meat on that banger. Looks like a machete wound that's been shark-bit.

2) Hey mom! Today teacher tell me, "Best track meat ever!" Now who's the bolt?

You the bolt.

Straight up I'm the bolt!

by gnostic1 August 06, 2012

toastcoital

adj. Hunger following crummy sex.

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Well, that's over. How about getting me some food?

You are one toastcoital romantic.

You got that right sugar. Now less talk more wok.

by gnostic1 October 28, 2012

hammer rock

n. The focus of the action; the place or trick to aim for or emulate. Originally an ice curling term for the rock the captain corn brooms but now widely used in the skate boarding world.

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1) At this meeting we are going to hit the hammer rock so hard their power point will wreck!

2) Nice leapstand bro! But let's see you hit the hammer rock that Skatemark laid down yesterday

by gnostic1 November 09, 2011

tech-nickel genius

n. derogatory term for someone who has very cheap or outdated audiovisual or computer equipment.

There's no danger of watching 3-D movies at my house! My husband, the tech-nickel genius, soldered a new vacuum tube into the betamax.

Some tech-nickel genius from IT installed my firewall backwards so the only e-mail I get is spam and porn.

by gnostic1 September 18, 2010

fill the moat

v. phrase. British euphemism for emptying one's bladder. Similar to watering the cricketfield, but with more urgency and volume.

Cor blimey mate. I don't half need to fill the moat, and no mistake.

Would Your Majesty care for a bucket?

by gnostic1 September 28, 2012

dream duster

n. Wide-eyed person of little energy who doesn't actively pursue his/her dreams; the dreams are arranged on shelves, admired, dusted carefully, and seldom become real.

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The world is calling you. Get some hearing aids if you have to and don't be such a dream duster.

by gnostic1 October 13, 2011