Definitions by gnostic1

Llandwbllllwydd 

place. Welsh mining village nestled in the Snowdonian range in Glamorgan. Twice voted the least pronouceable place on the planet.

Quilt making, poetry composition and pneumoconiosis are the backbones of the economy.

Here now Yestin. What say we amble down the mountain to look for lassies in Llandwbllllwydd?

Llandwbllllwydd by gnostic1 August 17, 2011

havoc scarf 

n. face-shielding clothing worn during riots.

Crickey! There's a bleedin' riot down by the pub. You coming mate?

Hang about. I've only got to get me havoc scarf first so I don't look a total wally.

havoc scarf by gnostic1 August 16, 2011

havoc 

n. disruptive destruction and one of the few things that can be "wreaked"; often seen at riots and Profunda Rosa punk concerts.

Cry havoc, and let loose the dogs of war, after putting on your havoc scarf or other suitable face covering so you won't bear any responsibility for your actions.

havoc by gnostic1 August 16, 2011

naughty cash 

n. money used, or earmarked, for wild sprees, sex toys, trips to Vegas etc.

I just got to sell my husband's signed football collection and I'll have enough naughty cash and penicillin money to make next weekend rock.

naughty cash by gnostic1 August 6, 2011

penicillin money 

n. money set aside, when budgeting for a hooker's services, to pay for acquired infectious disease treatment, laceration repairs, forgiveness flowers etc.

Hey! You coming to Vegas or what! I know you got the itch again.

Actually, I've always got the itch ... on account of I didn't have any penicillin money last time we went.

penicillin money by gnostic1 August 6, 2011

mushroom roulette 

n. exhilarating game played by picking and eating fungi in the forest; will it be tasty or will it be deadly?

I can't feel my eyeballs and I'm vomiting blood.

Ahh. I'm guessing you've been playing mushroom roulette ... and you're losing.

mushroom roulette by gnostic1 August 4, 2011

smile fairy 

n. fictitious being who bestows cute smiles on pretty womenfolk.

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Hi Princess. Looks like you need a visit from the smile fairy.

He's not going to take my lips away and leave me a quarter under my pillow is he?

No! No! He takes frowns away.

And leaves money?

smile fairy by gnostic1 August 2, 2011