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adj. having the qualities of Eeyore, i.e. being strikingly gloomy, sad or ho hummish on a chronic basis.
Check out the eeyoric goth chick with the tears tattooed on her cheeks. So sad.
She's probably upset because she's at Baskin Robbins instead of her dark castle.
Yeah. Her dark castle in 1398.
She's probably upset because she's at Baskin Robbins instead of her dark castle.
Yeah. Her dark castle in 1398.
by gnostic1 March 19, 2011
Get the eeyoricmug. Yo! Dude! That is one nasty pumpkin face that you are sporting. You a Blood or something?
No. I was pucking when I should have been ducking.
No. I was pucking when I should have been ducking.
by gnostic1 October 30, 2010
Get the pumpkin facemug. Excusez-moi. Has madamoiselle seen my touche bag magnifique?
Mais non! Nor do I wish to see it!
Perhaps madamoiselle understands not. La touche bag is something I slide over my sword to keep it clean.
Mais non! Nor do I wish to see it!
Perhaps madamoiselle understands not. La touche bag is something I slide over my sword to keep it clean.
by gnostic1 July 16, 2011
Get the touche bagmug. place. bulging village in Alberta, Canada with one conservative eye on the future, one even more conservative eye on the past, and a third eye, indicative of its growing Hindu population, on its soul.
Obtained from Cree indians in return for urgently needed medicine and future considerations the sparklingly clean town sits at the foot of Antler Hill from which the beckoning lights of Red Deer can be seen.
Cattle feed, cattle tack, cattle slaughtering, and, in fact, shops for all your cattle-related needs can be found in the village, which elects a Cattle Princess every year to march in the Bovine Industry Parade each July 14.
A local zoo has supplied many animals to the american film industry. "Borat", for example used twin Innisfail bears to play one regular bear.
"Brokeback Mountain" , which required scenes of desolation and a certain look to its cowboys, was filmed near Innisfail.
Tourism is still in its infancy but a hostelry is slated to open in the fall of 2014 and an information kiosk is planned next to the highway.
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Obtained from Cree indians in return for urgently needed medicine and future considerations the sparklingly clean town sits at the foot of Antler Hill from which the beckoning lights of Red Deer can be seen.
Cattle feed, cattle tack, cattle slaughtering, and, in fact, shops for all your cattle-related needs can be found in the village, which elects a Cattle Princess every year to march in the Bovine Industry Parade each July 14.
A local zoo has supplied many animals to the american film industry. "Borat", for example used twin Innisfail bears to play one regular bear.
"Brokeback Mountain" , which required scenes of desolation and a certain look to its cowboys, was filmed near Innisfail.
Tourism is still in its infancy but a hostelry is slated to open in the fall of 2014 and an information kiosk is planned next to the highway.
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Isn't Innisfail a beautiful medieval city nestled in the breathtaking mountains?
You're thinking of the Innisfail in Scotland. This is the one with all the doleful cattle.
You're thinking of the Innisfail in Scotland. This is the one with all the doleful cattle.
by gnostic1 July 2, 2011
Get the Innisfailmug. Hi Princess. Looks like you need a visit from the smile fairy.
He's not going to take my lips away and leave me a quarter under my pillow is he?
No! No! He takes frowns away.
And leaves money?
He's not going to take my lips away and leave me a quarter under my pillow is he?
No! No! He takes frowns away.
And leaves money?
by gnostic1 August 2, 2011
Get the smile fairymug. n. well-endowed woman generally found serving Bavarian beer in amusingly ornate steins at Oktoberfests.
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Ve should go to Eckville and check out the busty-blausen mit de shirten-low and the lowen-brau.
Nein! I am allergen to oomp-pa-pa accordion music.
Nein! I am allergen to oomp-pa-pa accordion music.
by gnostic1 July 23, 2011
Get the busty-blausenmug. place. Hamlet in Australia reknowned for its drover-fueled wallaby husbandry activity and gravel piles strategically placed to block the views of the lamers sand-surfing. The abscence of any competitive sports teams makes it a codger's paradise.
Often compared unfavourably to Riker's Island by the Greater Brisbane Tourist Council, Eudlo is fast becoming a go-to destination for NASA and other groups looking to test vehicles on inhospitable ground.
"Beautiful plumage!" and other catch-phrases are often heard at the Eudlo and District Monty Python Festival every spring.
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Often compared unfavourably to Riker's Island by the Greater Brisbane Tourist Council, Eudlo is fast becoming a go-to destination for NASA and other groups looking to test vehicles on inhospitable ground.
"Beautiful plumage!" and other catch-phrases are often heard at the Eudlo and District Monty Python Festival every spring.
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G'Day mate! Fancy a stride down Eudlo way tonight? We could toss some Fosters into the chunder wagon and melon a kangy. My esopho's drier than a gecko's armpit.
Struth! My shiela will do me an injury if we rattle the woomerra again!
Crickey-split!
Struth! My shiela will do me an injury if we rattle the woomerra again!
Crickey-split!
by gnostic1 December 27, 2011
Get the Eudlomug.